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Helpdesk #3 2012/09/03 These are stories from help desks around the country. At 3:37 a.m. on a Sunday, I had just.. Puppies don't surf... 2012/09/03 Why Dogs don't surf the web...Can't stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult to.. What Can Bill Gates Do With His Money? 2012/09/03 At last count, Bill Gates had an estimated net worth of $42billion dollars ($42,000,000,00.. Ebonics Version of Windows '98 2012/09/03 Ebonics Version of Windows '98 Debuts!Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics ver.. Bill Gates gets a BJ 2012/09/03 Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says, "I've se.. New viruses discovered! 2012/09/03 This is deadly serious, so don't ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered and a.. Tech Support "Classics!" 2012/09/03 Customer: "Your sound card is defective and I want a new one."Tech Support: "What seems to.. Computers of the future in the past 2012/09/03 'Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.' --Popular Mechanics, forecasti.. Microsoft God 2012/09/03 Microsoft Corporation today announced its intent to purchase, copyright, and upgrade God H.. I Ruined the Computer 2012/09/03 Support: Hello, what can I do for you?Woman: Hello, I have a question.Support: Well, ask m.. Signs of the times 2012/09/03 You try to enter your password on the microwave.You haven't played solitaire with a real d.. Microsoft Vaccuums 2012/09/03 "The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is the day they start making vacuum c.. The Top 13 Signs Bill Gates is Having a Mid-life Crisis 2012/09/03 [ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ][ Copyright 1999 by Chris White ] 13> Gives his age as ".. Mouse balls 2012/09/03 This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all f.. Software Business 2012/09/03 John : So...I believe you started a software business.Paul : Yep.John : And how did it go?.. Computer geek 2012/09/03 A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having .. Bill Gate's Wedding Night 2012/09/03 What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night? "Now I know why you named you.. A pilot was flying a small 2012/09/03 A pilot was flying a small charter planeThere was a pilot flying a small single engine cha.. Blonde E-Mail 2012/09/03 How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk drive... Write in C ("Let it Be") 2012/09/03 Write in C ("Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and colleagues come.. Twas the byte before Xmas 2012/09/03 Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the houseNot a circuit was working not e.. PG-13 Why the Internet Is Like a Vagina 2012/09/03 :Why the Internet Is Like a VaginaIf you play with it too much you can go blind.You wouldn.. Ways A Nerd Can Impress 2012/09/02 Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads of tens and twenti.. Windows 2000 Errors! 2012/09/02 The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000: 1) Smash forehead on ke.. Stupid things people have said or done, trying to get their computers to work 2012/09/02 - "Can you fax me a disk?" - "Is that a capital '7'?" - "Can I buy the Internet?" - "Oh, y.. Cross Breeding 2012/09/02 What do you get when you cross a prostitute with a computer?A fucking know it all... Top 15 Signs That 2012/09/02 Top 15 Signs That You've Had Too Much Of the 90's 15. You try to enter your password on th.. New Viruses! 2012/09/02 OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expan.. My Dear Husband 2012/09/02 My Dear Husband, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that y.. Too Much Computer Time 2012/09/02 How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start introducing y.. Total:
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