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What was the most disappointing about Y2K?  2012/09/02
- No cool Nuclear Missiles to dodge- The world did not end so now I have to go back to wor..

If AOL Made Cars  2012/09/02
AOL announced another rate increase today moving the ulimited access rate up too $23.90/mo..

Forwards  2012/09/02
Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare anddeadly diseases, poor scores..

Computer Virus List 2  2012/09/02
Lorena Bobbit virus:Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy Tim Allen virus:Appears he..

ONE DAY A BOY WAS TAKING  2012/09/02
ONE DAY A BOY WAS TAKING A SHOWER WITH HIS MOTHER AND HE SAYS ''MOMMY WHAT ARE THOSE''? SH..

Addicted to Internet  2012/09/02
Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn- During foreplay, he's always double-c..

Heights of Email  2012/09/02
HEIGHTS OF REPETITON: you forwarding an email to someone and recieving the same email forw..

Virus Warnings  2012/09/02
BOBBIT VIRUS: Removes a vital part of your hard disk, then reattaches it. Unfortunately, t..

Mr. Bill Gates in Brussels  2012/09/02
"Brussels police department, how may I assist you?""Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face ..

Preist  2012/09/02
why is an alter boy`s always parted?its alright my son its alright...

Bill Gates dies in a car accident...  2012/09/02
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Pe..

Bill Gates, the Antichrist  2012/09/02
The real name of Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates..

Bill Gates And God  2012/09/02
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their mak..

The Top 13 Internet Euphemisms for Death  2012/09/02
13. Clicked the bucket 12. www.he's-dead,-jim.com 11. Invested in Pointcast 10. Visiting t..

Remember when.....  2012/09/02
Remember when........A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea wi..

General Failure  2012/09/02
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?..

Top 16 Web Sites Least Likely to Prosper  2012/09/01
16. www.drscholls.com/foot/fungus/images 15. www.pullmyfinger.com 14. www.heartbreak_psori..

Cyber Break Up Letter  2012/09/01
Dear [insert screen name here] (if that is your real name),I regret to inform you that, un..

True Computer Story  2012/09/01
I was helping someone set up his computer, and he wanted to log in with a password....now ..

The Night Before Y2K  2012/09/01
Twas the night before Y2Kand all through the housewe all were in hiding,me, my kids, and m..

Prehistoric Tech Support  2012/09/01
The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primiti..

Windows of Alabama  2012/09/01
Subject: WINDOWS 98 RECALL It has come to our attention that afew copies of the Alabama ed..

Internet Explorer 4.0 Credits  2012/09/01
In Internet Explorer 4.0, click on Help, then About Internet Explorer.On the form that pop..

Fly in my soup  2012/09/01
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your support waiter, what seems to..

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument...  2012/09/01
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They..

Terminology Aussie Style  2012/09/01
Log On......Make the barbie hotter Log Off......Don't add any more wood Monitor......Keepi..

No Cents  2012/09/01
Here's a story about a guy who got a credit card bill stating that he owed $0.00. He ignor..

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes,...  2012/09/01
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately! Do not open it. Appare..

Twenty-nine year olds  2012/09/01
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-nine year olds?Because there are twenty of them...

The Top 14 New Features in Windows  2012/09/01
14> With optional metal probe, Microsoft's "Explorer" now explores more than just web site..

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