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Choosing a Mate  2012/09/01
When Choosing A Mate, Compare These Other Professionals To Computer ProgrammersDOCTORSSupp..

MIT Grad Jobs  2012/09/01
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked the young engineer, ..

WORK virus  2012/09/01
There is a new virus going around called WORK. If you receive any sort of WORK, whether vi..

New Computer Viruses!  2012/09/01
John Bobbit Virus--Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it. (But it..

Drug Dealers Vs.  2012/09/01
Drug dealers Software developers Refer to their clients as "users". Refer to their clients..

Sex manual  2012/09/01
Here's A Concise Sex Manual For Computer Experts:1. Be user friendly.2. Take bytes. (nibbl..

Drug dealers vs Software developers  2012/09/01
Refer to their clients as "users" Refer to their clients as "users" "The first one's fr..

Trucker Computer Terms  2012/09/01
"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a traile..

Redneck computer term  2012/09/01
Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair...

Computer Terminology...  2012/09/01
Computer Terminology... 486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art: A..

The Top 13 Changes at Microsoft as a Result of Antitrust Charges  2012/08/31
13. Microsoft offices no longer providing toilet paper bearing Netscape logo. 12. Follow-u..

Tech Support  2012/08/31
"Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?""Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "W..

I've got windows  2012/08/31
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to..

Owed Two A Spell Chequer  2012/08/31
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly mar..

Proof Read your E-mail  2012/08/31
Definitely Urban Legend... A businessman from Wisconsin took a business trip to Louisiana...

Program  2012/08/31
PROGRAM (pro'-gram)[n] A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input ..

If this company ran Christmas...  2012/08/31
If IBM ran Christmas...They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up..

Too Much Time at the  2012/08/31
Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a soft..

Types of computer viruses  2012/08/31
Terry Randle virus: Prints "Oh no you don't" whenever you choose "Abort" from the "Abort, ..

C: Dos  2012/08/31
C: DosC: Dos RUnRun Dos Run..

Airline Programming  2012/08/31
At a recent computer software engineering course, the participants were given an awkward q..

Computer lingo guide  2012/08/31
Log off - Don't add a log to your wood stove..

Microsoft Love  2012/08/31
Three women were dressing after an aerobics workout and talking abouttheir spouses. "My hu..

Dr. Suess Logs On  2012/08/31
What is this dangling, this jangling, this cordthat's hanging and dangling from this mothe..

If Coke was like Microsoft  2012/08/31
After the recent Anti-trust hearings, Bill Gates recently compared the software market wit..

How to be annoying o  2012/08/31
*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to use abbreviations like IMHO (in my humble..

What's the difference between  2012/08/31
What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? A: Mechanical engi..

Murphy's Laws of Computing  2012/08/31
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you ..

The problem is at your end  2012/08/31
One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range..

Tech Support (Classic)  2012/08/31
"Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?""Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "W..

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