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Try This  2012/08/31
Title: 'try this :-)' $ nslookup - hastur.rlyeh.netand then: > set querytype=tx..

A Commandment for C Programmers  2012/08/31
1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its p..

Funny Virus Names  2012/08/31
Monica Lewinsky virus......Sucks all the memory out of your computer. Titanic virus.........

Beg.com  2012/08/31
Three beggars are begging in New York City. The first one wrote "beg" on his broken steel ..

Winders XP (Arkansas Edition)  2012/08/30
A special Arkansas edition of Windows XP has been developed.It is distinguished by the uni..

Lights  2012/08/30
How many guys does it take to change a lightbulbNone they let the woman cook in the dark..

Penpal Virus  2012/08/30
(Jokeindex.com note: Hey, I know it's not a joke, but _we_ think these things are hilariou..

Nerds of the world unite.  2012/08/30
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for abeer. As he approach..

Computer Addiction  2012/08/30
You know it is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when....1. You wake u..

The Top 11 Entries in Bill Gates's Diary (fwd)  2012/08/30
The Top 11 Entries in Bill Gates's Diary11> Invited entire tech-support department to play..

Computer Flatlined..  2012/08/30
I work in a busy office, and when a computer goes down it causes quite an inconvenience. R..

Excel 97 Egg  2012/08/30
You can get a flight simulator game in excel. this is what you do:1. Open Microsoft Excel ..

Top 10 Ways Microsoft Would Change The Auto Business  2012/08/30
10. New seats would require everyone to have the same butt size. 9. We would all have to s..

Life According To TV Land  2012/08/30
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away from someone she will trip..

Why did the witch buy a computer?  2012/08/30
Questions :Why did the witch buy a computer?Answer :She needed the spellcheck...

Home on the Web  2012/08/30
Home on the Web ----------------- (to the tune of "Home on the Range")VERSE: Oh give me a ..

Charlie Brown in the 90's  2012/08/30
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a generati..

Microsoft Support Technicians  2012/08/30
How do you know you are traveling in a car filled with Microsoftsupport technicians??When ..

Y1K Bug  2012/08/30
THE Y1K CRISIS Canterbury, England. A.D. 999. An atmosphere close to panic prevails today ..

10 reasons why...  2012/08/30
1. It's easier for a woman to "turn on" a computer 2. Women don't have motherboard fixatio..

The Powerbook that Leaked  2012/08/30
In 1993, sometime in December, a customer walks in with a dead PowerBook 165. Fault descri..

The Top 14 Features of the Pentium III Chip  2012/08/30
14> Automatically removes copyright notices from humor lists. 13> Minesweeper now runs rea..

The Real Cinderella Story  2012/08/30
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then her fairy..

You might be an internet newbie if:  2012/08/30
YOU WRITE IN ALL CAPS. ALL THE TIME. oR YoU StIlL WrItE EmAiLs iN AlTeRnAtInG CaSe. You b..

A Week at the Computer Helpdesk, the REAL story...  2012/08/30
Monday8:05amUser called to say they forgot password. Told them to usepassword retrieval ut..

Microsoft Engineer  2012/08/30
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Mic..

New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans  2012/08/30
At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go tod..

IBM's Help Center  2012/08/30
Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls t..

Microsoft Sex  2012/08/29
Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performances as lovers. The ..

Remember when...  2012/08/29
Remember when...A computer was something on TV from a science fiction showA window was som..

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