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An IBM acronym  2012/08/29
IBM: Intolerant of Beards and Mustaches..

More Computer Viruses!  2012/08/29
DANGER: new viruses discovered!: Congressional Virus v 2.0 : Runs every program on the har..

Martha Stewart vs Me  2012/08/29
Martha Stewart vs Me...Martha's way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a suga..

Gates Dies  2012/08/29
The year is 2050 and Bill Gates has recently died. He goesto God and God says to him," Wo..

Husband 1.0  2012/08/29
Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's ..

Gateway: Why East Indians Work in Tech Support  2012/08/29
One day Gateway conducted a call out meeting for the best computer geeks around. The empl..

Did you hear about the X-rated murder mystery?  2012/07/12
Did you hear about the X-rated murder mystery?In the end, everybody did it!..

Why did the Pillsbury doughgirl get pregnant???  2012/07/12
Why did the Pillsbury doughgirl get pregnant???The doughboy forgot his weenie wrap..

How did disco die?  2012/07/12
How did disco die ? ?In the disco inferno ...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto  2012/07/12
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one night. Tonto, after having a very bad dream..

Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies  2012/07/12
Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies-It is always possible to park directly outside any..

How did Britney Spears die while drinking milk?  2012/07/11
Q: How did Britney Spears die while drinking milk?A: The cow fell on her...

You're so stupid you thought Puff Daddy...  2012/07/11
You're so stupid you thought Puff Daddy was a brand of cigarettes...

Did you hear about the blonde...  2012/07/11
Did you hear about the blonde who was so stupid she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare cent..

A little kid walks into a movie theater one day...  2012/07/11
A little kid walks into a movie theater one day. At the counter, he buys one ticket and th..

Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?  2012/07/11
Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?A: Boys pants were half off...

What do you get when you cross P. Diddy with Kenny G.?  2012/07/11
What do you get when you cross P. Diddy with Kenny G.?An aneurysm...

How can you tell if the drummer's platform is level?  2012/07/11
Q: How can you tell if the drummer's platform is level?A: Drool is coming out of both side..

Have you heard about Ron Howard's new movie...  2012/07/11
Have you heard about Ron Howard's new movie — a travel documentary about the Netherlands..

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?  2012/07/11
What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?One's a glueless kit..

What's the difference between Princess Di and Thomas the Tank Engine?  2012/07/11
Q: What's the difference between Princess Di and Thomas the Tank Engine?A: Thomas the Tank..

What county in Ireland hates Kenny?  2012/07/11
Q: What county in Ireland hates Kenny ?A: Killkenny County..

Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant  2012/07/11
Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: "I've se..

Why wouldn't the members of N'Sync join the cast of Survivor?  2012/07/11
Why wouldn't the members of N'Sync join the cast of Survivor?Because they know the one kic..

What does Tiger Woods have that Princess Diana didn't?  2012/07/11
What does Tiger Woods have that Princess Diana didn't?A good driver...

One day Lone Ranger...  2012/07/11
One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger jad to take a..

What dessert doesn't Puff Daddy/P. Diddy eat any more?  2012/07/11
What dessert doesn't Puff Daddy/P. Diddy eat any more?Jello (j-Lo)..

Did you know that Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson have a new non-profit organization?  2012/07/11
Did you know that Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson have a new non-profit organization?It'..

Roses are red  2012/07/11
Roses are redViolets are blueI ' m schizophrenicAnd so am I..

Quotes About the French  2012/07/11
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." - Jacques Chirac, President of France..

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