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A number of years ago...  2012/07/11
A number of years ago, in Belfast, a man was accosted by some ruffians."Catholic or Protes..

How do you know when your bass player arrives?  2012/07/11
Q. How do you know when your bass player arrives?A. He knocks on the door, but forgets to ..

Have you seen Ray Charles' wife?  2012/07/11
Have you seen Ray Charles ' wife ?Neither has he !..

baldy head  2012/07/10
yo momma so baldhead she tried to go to the hair clinic to regro her hair and they said th..

You might be a redneck Jedi if you say...  2012/07/10
You might be a redneck Jedi if you say, "Luke I am your father... and your brother."..

Scribbled across a restroom wall  2012/07/10
Scribbled across a restroom wall:God is dead - NietzscheUnderneath that:Nietzsche is dead ..

What's Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?  2012/07/10
What ' s Snoop Dogg ' s favorite weather ?Drizzle!..

What happened when Snoopy found out his girl cheated on him?  2012/07/10
Q: What happened when Snoopy found out his girl cheated on him?A: He bitch-slapped her...

wall  2012/07/10
Yo Mama so fat when the saw her it ran away..

'You're a cheat!' shouted the client to his lawyer.  2012/07/10
"You're a cheat!" shouted the client to his lawyer. "You're a scoundrel! You've kept me ha..

My Aunti Is an Grandma My Mistake  2012/07/10
My Brother Felt Sick And someone Came To Pick Him Up,I didnt realise were he was and I as..

In All the Land  2012/07/10
Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were sitting at a table talking.Hercules says, "I think..

We all love god... Or do we!?  2012/07/10
Talked to god the other day.Nice old chapp yeaah so was chattingAway and I asked him:"Why ..

blonde drives south  2012/07/10
a blonde was driving then her map to direct her had east west south and north she thought ..

Fat Butt  2012/07/10
Yo mama so fat she got Neck Bones written on her legs.!!!..

yo gay a moma  2012/07/10
your moma so gay she had a thire some with 3 girls lol..

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?  2012/07/10
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?A: In a catalogue...

Sooooo Skinny! #2  2012/07/10
Yo Momma's so skinny I could see all 206 bones in her body just from looking at her!..

plees reply back  2012/07/10
yo mama so fat that when she sets on a 25 cents coin she sqeezes a buger out og Jorge Wash..

ALL ABOUT U  2012/07/10
YOR MOM IS SO STUPID THAT SHE SOLD U FOR A BAG OF ROCKS OOOOOOOOOO I FORGOT UR NOT WEIRTH..

yo mama's so stupid  2012/07/10
yo mama's so stupid that she used her head as a tire stoper!..

the finest girl in your village  2012/07/10
the finest girl in your village na monkey dey toast amthe finest girl in your village acci..

Haha  2012/07/10
An atheist went to see a shrink because he was depressed. One oppointment the shrink was ..

drrryy jokeee :)  2012/07/10
Q:what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?a:wheres my tractor?..

Did you hear about the new magazine for married men published by 'Playboy'?  2012/07/10
Q. Did you hear about the new magazine for married men published by "Playboy"?A. It has th..

How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?  2012/07/10
How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?He's the one with the sesame seed buns!..

Back in the days of cowboys and Indians...  2012/07/10
Back in the days of cowboys and Indians, toilet paper had just been invented. An Indian, u..

Why is Tigger always so dirty?  2012/07/09
Why is Tigger always so dirty?Because he plays with Pooh!..

How did Britney Spears cross the road?  2012/07/09
How did Britney Spears cross the road?With a magic marker..

Haha #2  2012/07/09
Q. How many atheists does it take to screw on a light bulb?A. oneQ. How many Christians do..

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