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joke loll-laugh out loud lyk  2012/07/09
your ma is like a bike anyone can ride her!!!!!..

How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?  2012/07/09
Q: How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One, it only takes one perso..

Your so ugly  2012/07/09
Your so ugly you sat in your limo and it became old fashion..

What has three balls and comes from outer space?  2012/07/09
What has three balls and comes from outer space?E.T., the Extra-Testicle!..

threesom  2012/07/09
okay, there were these three girls who loved making love to each other. one was called reb..

jesperadasharie  2012/07/09
here is a deep thought. explain the scientific nature of the scientific science of science..

One Monday morning...  2012/07/09
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route. At the first stop, h..

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a lightbulb?  2012/07/09
Q: How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Three. One to change it and ..

Haha #3  2012/07/09
Q. What's the difference between an atheist and a stubborn,miserable, foolish, ignorant an..

What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steam roller?  2012/07/09
What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steam roller?They became Flatman and..

e.t  2012/07/09
what is e.t short for?because he's got short stumpy legs...

miley cyrus and the wolf and memo  2012/07/09
miley.a wolf a wolfmemo.where where! you tricked memiley.a wolf a wolfmemo.where where!you..

how many people on the plane /??  2012/07/09
There was a plane with 152 people on it then the plane crashed and everyone died !Where wi..

Yo mammy so silly  2012/07/09
yo mammy so silly she has to rob a christmas tree shop to get a banna..

Why can't brunettes `tease' their hair?  2012/07/09
Why can't brunettes `tease' their hair ?Because it's not funny..

Your mum so dumb (z-a instead of a-z)  2012/07/09
your mum was so dumb she thought the athebete went z-a instead of a-z..

Sooooo Stupid!  2012/07/09
Yo Momma's so stupid whenever she's about to leave the room she says "BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!" s..

A girl walks by a guy  2012/07/09
A girl walks by a guy and says"your garage is open.And he says"did you see my harley".She ..

regular guy and Tyra Banks are the only survivors of a shipwreck...  2012/07/09
A regular guy and Tyra Banks are the only survivors of a shipwreck. They somehow find them..

Ocean joke  2012/07/09
Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? ..

just dance  2012/07/09
Yo mama so fat when shes on the computer it says it says no more fat files..

sick yo mama  2012/07/08
yo mama so dirty when she went to a sewage plant they told her to go out and treat hygiene..

black jokes  2012/07/08
your mama so black that she stepped on a yellow bus and made......................!a rotte..

What did the Barbie doll say to Britney Spears?  2012/07/08
Q: What did the Barbie doll say to Britney Spears?A: Hey, you don't have a bra on!..

can't grow boobs  2012/07/08
Yo mama do you have boobs of course baby I do are the so fat that I couldhave sex with the..

dirty momma  2012/07/08
yo mommma so dirty when yo momma walked into her house the cockroaches greet her..

Sooooo Stupid #2  2012/07/08
Yo Momma's so stupid I asked her how to spell "fly" and she said "Wingaurdiam Leviosa"!..

Haha #4  2012/07/08
Q. Why did the atheist keep riding his bike when he saw a cliff coming up?A. He thought he..

your momma is fat  2012/07/08
your momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow the rainbow turned in to skeadles..

What is the most frustrated animal in the world?  2012/07/08
What is the most frustrated animal in the world?A brunette rabbit...

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