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the dwarf and the lady  2012/07/08
One day there was a lady driving on the road while changing the CD just then she heard a b..

The Final FBI Test  2012/07/08
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their final stages of tr..

OTHER SIDE OF LAKE  2012/07/08
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.“How do I get to the other side?”“Duh! Y..

Sooooo Old! #2  2012/07/08
Yo Momma is so old that she helped invent the wheel!..

School bus  2012/07/08
Yo mama so fat when she saw the yellow school bus she thought it was a banana...

yo mama so hot  2012/07/08
yo mama so hot she wakes up all jiz white..

Yo m@m@!  2012/07/08
Yo m@m@ is so hairy balloons stick to her..

Sooooo Bald! #4  2012/07/08
Yo Momma's so bald when you look at her from a satellite image all you see is a camera fla..

What did Bruce Willis find on the top of Mt. Everest?  2012/07/08
What did Bruce Willis find on the top of Mt. Everest?Icey dead people...

HOT YO MAMMA JOKES  2012/07/08
YO MAMMA IS SO STUPED SHE USEED A FROK TO SAVE MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)..

nsdfncakf  2012/07/08
how many black ppl dose it take to screw in a light bulb???1 to screw in the light bulb an..

tyquan spencer  2012/07/08
yo mama is fat when she went to sleep she was naming new cake and burgers hhaha..

Why does California have the most attorneys...  2012/07/08
Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dump..

Yo papa soo old...  2012/07/08
Yo papa soooo old that when a car was drivivng 1 mile per hour it hit him, he fell over an..

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?  2012/07/08
Why did Mickey Mouse get shot ?Because Donald Ducked...

Shaking mama  2012/07/07
Your ma is so fat when she walks the ground shakes..

How can you tell Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?  2012/07/07
Q: How can you tell Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?A: He's the one with the sesame seed b..

What does the Pillsbury Doughboy have underneath his apron?  2012/07/07
Q: What does the Pillsbury Doughboy have underneath his apron?A: Dough-nuts..

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter eat Brittany Spears?  2012/07/07
Why didn't Hannibal Lecter eat Brittany Spears?He doesn't like artificial toppings...

shower crime  2012/07/07
why did the robber go to the shower after he commit a crime.a:to get a clean getaway.than..

Alphabet letters  2012/07/07
How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel ... the angels did say....

grandma  2012/07/07
an 80 year old women is planning on killing herself, so she takes her gun and calls her do..

Yo Momma so Nast  2012/07/07
Yo momma is so nasty, she bought crabs to the beach! XD..

so fattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt  2012/07/07
yo mama sooo fat, last time she checked her weight,it said 90210..

Sid and Irv's deal  2012/07/07
Sid and Irv are buissness partners. they make adeal that whoever dies first will contact t..

Your mama is so skinny..  2012/07/07
Your mama is so skinny she gots to run around tha shower just to get wet (:..

MANN DISZ ISZ FUNNY ASZ EVA  2012/07/07
yo mama so black and fat i woke up and thouqht kinq konq was bhoud twe attack lol.......

What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?  2012/07/07
What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?You always hear about them, but you never s..

Oh mother  2012/07/07
I wouldn't say my mamma's fat - But she does have double chins all the way down to her ank..

How many terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?  2012/07/07
Q: How many terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two: one to stage a suicide ..

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