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Yo mama is so old  2012/07/07
Yo mama so old she knows all these yo mama jokes..

Yo' Mamma is so ugly  2012/07/07
Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I ask..

Gannsta`s anit NOBODYY/NOTHING[]  2012/07/07
Gannsta`s anit NOBODY[] All dah gansta`s arouundd mah hood try to be dah hardest,,,,butt h..

brunettes at their stupidest  2012/07/07
what do you get when 4 brunettes get in bed a kit kat..

I love you then I breakup with you  2012/07/07
Oliver: I <3 you Oliviah!Oliviah: Awwwww I <3 u 21 month laterOliver: Im dumping you..

Why did Michael Jackson rush to Wal-Mart?  2012/07/07
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Wal-Mart?Because he heard kids pants were half-off!..

Yo Mama's so small.........  2012/07/07
Yo Mama's so small that when her son was looking down a microscope in his science class he..

YO MAMA SO OLD...  2012/07/07
YO MAMA SO OLD THAT SHE KNEW GOD WHEN HE WAS YEY HIGH!:D HAHA..

Abdul  2012/07/07
I was Walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a 5th floor Balcony sha..

What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common?  2012/07/06
What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common?a. They were both raised on beans.b. The..

What does Britney Spears and pepsi have in common?  2012/07/06
What does Britney Spears and pepsi have in common?They both come with plastic jugs..

Yo moma ain't..  2012/07/06
1) Yo moma ain't got no leg talkin bout "I ain't gonna stand for this"!2) Yo moma in a whe..

Sho Is a Wonder  2012/07/06
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus ups and asks, "Liza ..

Scribbled across a toilette wall  2012/07/06
Scribbled across a toilette wall:To be is to do - Jean Paul SartreTo do is to be - Karl Ma..

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common?  2012/07/06
What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common?They're both 100 percent plastic..

Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long...  2012/07/06
Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long, ice fishing. One has been having no ..

ya mom  2012/07/06
ya mom is so old that history wernt even inventedya mom is so old that she owed jesus a fi..

Twins!!:S  2012/07/06
Soo..I've been in a few relationships and yeAll bad ones but my worst one probablyIs this..

jr  2012/07/06
your mum is so fat wen eastenders finishes she runs to the microwave..

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa?  2012/07/06
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa?Nothing, they both leave children'..

You know you are in Texas when...  2012/07/06
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.The trees are whistling f..

Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a lion...  2012/07/06
Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a lion in the jungles of Africa. The lion is defeated, ..

Stupid M@m@  2012/07/06
Yo M@m@ So Stupid That She Sat On The Tv N The Sofa..

yo mama is so ugly!  2012/07/06
yo mama is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said no pro's allowed!..

A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake.  2012/07/06
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a f..

yo mammas so stupid  2012/07/06
yo mammas so stupid she thought she was a man all along and got herself a lezbeon..

yo mamma so fat  2012/07/06
yo mamma so fat when she sit round' the house shee siit roouunnd de house..

hush  2012/07/06
i say hush hush hush hush no i really meant it shut up.:]..

What a Touching Story  2012/07/06
There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot.One day the mosquito got excited..

Summer Camp  2012/07/06
Q.What is the difference between a jew and a boy scout?A. A boyscout comes home from summe..

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