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Fat A**  2012/06/26
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone..

funny jokes by gotti  2012/06/26
yo mama is so fat when she sat on a quater bugers came out of george washginton nose.yo ma..

Sooooo Ugly! #4  2012/06/26
Yo Momma's so ugly when she went into the supermarket they got failed by the health inspec..

The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson  2012/06/26
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:"All right class, I wan..

Your mom is so stupid  2012/06/26
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag...

yo mama is so poor...  2012/06/26
yo mama is so poor when i went to her house to say hi,2 roaches tripped me and a rat tried..

The difference a little punctuation makes  2012/06/25
Dear John:I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtfu..

Chinese Goer  2012/06/25
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room ..

heavens gates  2012/06/25
Yo mama so ugly that when she died heavens gates closed on her..

Never Fall Asleep In Church  2012/06/25
One day Mr. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at his church. "Reverend," he said..

People who don't believe in retaliation...  2012/06/25
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who do..

yomoma so fat...  2012/06/25
yo moma so fat that when she swims with the fishes they sing "we are family and your belly..

A young woman from New York City...  2012/06/25
A young woman from New York City was driving through a remote part of Oklahoma when her ca..

Glasses  2012/06/25
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you sh..

The Origin of Chapstick  2012/06/25
The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched ..

Confuse the Brunette  2012/06/25
How do you confuse a blonde? Put them in a round room and tell them to find a corner. How ..

A husband and wife...  2012/06/25
A husband and wife are watching "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire," and the husband winks and..

yo mama so old  2012/06/25
yo mama so old her social security number is one!..

yo mamma so fat...  2012/06/25
yo mamma so fat that she uses a mattress as a tampon..

Ya mama  2012/06/25
Yo mama sooo dumb....she thought a QUARTER BACK was a refund.....

Sooooo Bald!  2012/06/25
Yo Momma's so bald the government pays her to live in sunny places because her chrome dome..

YO MAMAS SO FAT  2012/06/25
YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT IN OUTER SPACE THEY SAID SHE WAS A NEW PLANET..

Yo mama so nasty  2012/06/25
Yo mama is so nasty when she lifted up her armpit japenis people said OOOHHH..

Bodily Malfunctions  2012/06/25
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.One seventy year o..

Double Positives?  2012/06/25
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "A doub..

yellow teeth  2012/06/25
yo momma teeth so yellow when she drink water she turn it in to lemonade..

YO MAMA!!! LOLOLOL  2012/06/25
Yo mama so poor, She cant AFFORD to pay attention!!!!!! ^_^..

Freakin hilarious  2012/06/25
Yo mammas Afro is so big that when I poked it yo auntie popped out and said where am I..

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study.  2012/06/25
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarkin..

Dirty  2012/06/25
Yo momma house so dirty that when I was at her house I opened the cabinet and saw roachies..

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