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Yo mama so horney  2012/06/27
yo mama so horney she looked at the t.v. and it turned her on!!!!!..

You might be a...........  2012/06/27
You might be a redneck if your richest relative buys a new house, and you gotta help take ..

Chilly  2012/06/27
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!..

yooooo mmaammaa  2012/06/27
yo mama so blind, she tripped over a cord from a cordless phone!..

A problem with teeth  2012/06/27
This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made...

Shoot-out  2012/06/27
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out...

s*it, shut up, and maners  2012/06/27
there were 3 boys named s*it, shut up, and maners. one day the boys are walking threw a fi..

You know you are Italian  2012/06/27
You know you're Italian whenYou can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cr..

Mommas So Fat  2012/06/27
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!..

There were five thousand Smurfs...  2012/06/27
There were five thousand Smurfs, and one Smurfette, and she screwed each one seven times. ..

Laugh now  2012/06/27
Yo mama is so ugly she gave Freddy krueger nightmares..

Terrifyingly Horrible Ghost Jokes  2012/06/27
What did the ghost shake at the party?Her boOoOo-tyWho was the ghosts favorite former UN S..

RooStErz  2012/06/26
There Is A Normall Rooster a Dumb Rooster and a gay Rooster.The Normall Roster says "Cock ..

What's the connection between The Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?  2012/06/26
Q: What's the connection between The Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?A: They both tr..

Aussies  2012/06/26
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green on t..

What do Michael Jackson and plastic bags have in common?  2012/06/26
What do Michael Jackson and plastic bags have in common?They are both made out of plastic ..

SO GAY  2012/06/26
What do you call two gay guys with cum on their face? Frosted Flakes..

The Scottsman!  2012/06/26
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones?A member ..

Cinderella wants to go to the ball...  2012/06/26
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella..

april  2012/06/26
Yo mama teeth so yellow when she close her mouth her belly lite up.......lol..

For the first time in many years...  2012/06/26
For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to..

What's the difference between Simba and O.J. Simpson?  2012/06/26
What's the difference between Simba and O.J. Simpson?One's an African lion, and the other'..

Haunted from the grave  2012/06/26
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they h..

yo mama so fat....  2012/06/26
yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she get stuck..

YO MAMA is so fat.....................  2012/06/26
yo mama is so fat went asked to shake her hand she gave me directions..

How can you tell when Barbie has her period?  2012/06/26
Q: How can you tell when Barbie has her period?A: Your tic tacs are missing...

soo poor  2012/06/26
yo mama so poor she cant affored to pay attention :]lmfaoo..

YO MAMA SO FAT!  2012/06/26
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it..

Grandma Buys a Bumper Sticker  2012/06/26
Grandma writes:The other day I went to the local religious book store where I saw a "Honk ..

Polish Wedding Night  2012/06/26
What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night?A last ..

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