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If ignorance is bliss...  2012/06/28
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive...

I don't know what makes you so stupid...  2012/06/28
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!..

funny  2012/06/28
Yo mama is so fat when she turned around twice it was her birthday.Yo mama is so ugly she ..

dumb hooker  2012/06/28
yo mama's so dumb she became a hooker and gave out free samples..

Yo Momma so fat...  2012/06/28
Yo Momma is so fat she played pool with the universe...

ugly  2012/06/28
Yo mama so fat thar when she was about to enter a maze of mirrors the worker said don't go..

mega  2012/06/28
Your mama is so fat when she fell down the stairs it sounded like Eastenders was finishing..

The difference between women and washing machines  2012/06/28
Q. What' the difference between a woman and a washing machine?A. A washing machine won't..

obama  2012/06/28
yo mama so hairy i bet obama can make a new speech about a new hair illness..

to mama is so stupid  2012/06/28
yo mama so stupid she saw a black person and yelled OREO!! OREO!!..

your moma  2012/06/28
your moma is so fat she uses the atlantic ocean as her paddling pool..

wee catholic boy  2012/06/28
a wee catholic boy was out playing when he found a union jack, he put it around his neck a..

A PMS Guide  2012/06/28
DANGEROUS: "What's for dinner?"SAFER: "Can I help you with dinner?"SAFEST: "Where would yo..

YO MOMA FAT  2012/06/27
yo moma so fat she tripped over walmart and landed on the target of target..

Old ma  2012/06/27
Yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out..

Your mom is soooo fat...  2012/06/27
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!..

Now, now Ellen  2012/06/27
A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three-year-old girl in her basket. As t..

Valentines Slogans  2012/06/27
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you..

Your Momma's so fat  2012/05/17
Your Momma's so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!..

Yo mama is so skinny...  2012/05/17
Your mama is so skinny when she swallow a meatball she look pregnant (:..

Yo momma so damn heavy  2012/05/17
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CO..

Hillary and Bill again!  2012/05/17
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You..

The Prayer  2012/05/17
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then he decid..

Upmanship  2012/06/27
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I f..

D'ssss  2012/06/27
Aye Hold D's For Me......What The Hell Is D's ?D's Nutss Haha..

yo mama so...  2012/06/27
Yo Mama so ugly she uses make-up called "Why Bother"..

What do The Force and duct tape have in common?  2012/06/27
Q: What do The Force and duct tape have in common?A: They both have a light side and a dar..

YO MAMA'S HAIR SO SHORT!  2012/06/27
Yo mama's hair so short when she got it braided it looked like she had stitches..

yo moma so stupid  2012/06/27
Yo mama so stupid that when i rang the doorbell she checked the microwave =)..

yo mama is so fat....  2012/06/27
yo mama is so fat when she goes to the cinema she sits next to everybody..

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