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Bad Neighbours  2012/06/24
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butche..

Yo Momma so Old  2012/06/24
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah's Ark!..

P. Diddy, Britney Spears, and Eminem  2012/06/24
P. Diddy, Britney Spears, and Eminem all die and go to hell. The devil took Britney in his..

How Santa REALLY Knows!  2012/06/24
You'd better watch out,You'd better not cry,You'd better not pout;I'm telling you why.Sant..

Hypnotist error  2012/06/24
It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Eileen was topping the bill. People ca..

Yo mamma's so fat!  2012/06/24
Yo mamma's so fat the cops had to use "The Jaws of life" to get her INTO her car!..

George W Bush meets Moses!  2012/06/24
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a lon..

Pool table  2012/06/24
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls...

Why was Raggedy Ann kicked out of the toybox?  2012/06/24
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann kicked out of the toybox?A: Because she sat on Pinnochio's face and..

your mama is so fat...  2012/06/24
yo mama is so fat, when she broke her leg,gravy poured out and she said"Aw man,i was savin..

Gun Barrel  2012/06/24
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets restless and asks "What does one ..

Yo mama's so poor  2012/06/24
Yo mama's so poor she wears her McDonald's uniform to church..

Why?  2012/06/24
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly thin..

Shaggy,Shania Twain, and Britney Spears  2012/06/24
Shaggy,Shania Twain, and Britney Spears go in a limo to a restaurant. Someone farts and Sh..

Insults  2012/06/24
You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to pl..

YO MAMAS SO FAY  2012/06/24
YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW IT TURNED IN TO SKITTLES..

yo mamas  2012/06/24
yo mamas so fat when she steps on a weigh scale it says one person at a time hahaha..

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.  2012/06/24
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver m..

greasy A**  2012/06/24
yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band aid!..

What do you call Jennifer Lopez falling down the stairs?  2012/06/24
What do you call Jennifer Lopez falling down the stairs?A ho down...

yo mum is so ugly  2012/06/24
yo mum is so ugly that when she walks into a striper joint they payed her to keep her clot..

yomamma  2012/06/24
yo mama so old,she took her drivers test on a dinisour..

Cory buys Lisa a heart cake for her 26th birthday!!!!!!!!  2012/06/24
Lisa: Cory where are you ? Penny's crying!Cory I got flowers + milk n baby powder and 3 ca..

cant think of one so use your imagination  2012/06/24
yo mama so hairy when she gave birth the baby had carpet burn..

Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class...  2012/06/23
The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the clas..

What has 148 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk?  2012/06/23
What has 148 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk?My zipper!..

Johnny Likes To Gamble  2012/06/23
Little Johnny likes to gamble.One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to ..

She is so blonde that...  2012/06/23
She is so blonde that she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."..

read it  2012/06/23
so momma so old she payed more for her candles then her birthday cake..

To My Loving Wife  2012/06/23
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during o..

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