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Even paranoids have enemies. 2012/08/19 Even paranoids have enemies... To achieve the impossible, one 2012/08/19 To achieve the impossible, one must think the absurd; to look where everyone else has look.. Beware of those wearing suspenders 2012/08/19 Beware of those wearing suspenders with belts... Beware the wrath of a 2012/08/19 Beware the wrath of a patient person... Many rivers to cros 2012/08/19 Q: Why did the dollar bill cross the river? A: He wanted to switch banks... Beware of altruism. It 2012/08/19 Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil... Indecision is the key to 2012/08/19 Indecision is the key to flexibility... Oliver's Law of Location: 2012/08/19 Oliver's Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are... If an experiment works, you 2012/08/19 If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment... Creditors have better memories than 2012/08/19 Creditors have better memories than debtors... Inspirational Poster Ideas 2012/08/19 Sayings you'd like to see on office inspirational posters:If you do a good job and work ha.. Never put all your eggs 2012/08/19 Never put all your eggs in your pocket... Is there life before coffee? 2012/08/19 Is there life before coffee?.. I once worked as a 2012/08/18 I once worked as a salesman and was very independent; I took orders from no one... A good slogan can stop 2012/08/18 A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty years... Laywer 2012/08/18 Do u now how to tell when a laywer is lying when his mouth moves... Brilliant's Law Of Limited Ambition: 2012/08/18 Brilliant's Law Of Limited Ambition: If you can't learn how to do it well, learn how to en.. Always try to stop talking 2012/08/18 Always try to stop talking before people stop listening... Bob's New Look 2012/08/18 A man is at work one day when he notices that his male coworker is wearing an earring. Thi.. Clovis' Consideration of an Atmospheric 2012/08/18 Clovis' Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly: The perversity of nature is nowhere bett.. Real programmers write readable code, 2012/08/18 Real programmers write readable code, which they then self-righteously refuse to explain... 2 Salesman 2012/08/18 Two salesmen are traveling in the country when their car breaks down. The only house aroun.. Friar Florists 2012/08/18 Three friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to .. SNAFU Equations: 1) Given 2012/08/18 SNAFU Equations: 1) Given any problem containing N equations, there will be N+1 unknowns... If flattery gets you nowhere, 2012/08/18 If flattery gets you nowhere, try bribery... Sometimes too much drink is 2012/08/18 Sometimes too much drink is not enough... Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, 2012/08/18 Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter, because nobody listens... When the going gets weird, 2012/08/18 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro... When all else fails, try 2012/08/18 When all else fails, try the boss's suggestion... 1. Act out your version 2012/08/18 1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change everyone's password .. Total:
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