Business jokes
Business jokes and financial humor, discussing accounting, money, stocks, investors, and much more!
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Others will look to you 2012/08/20 Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails... Jest Another Good Clean Joke Book 2012/08/20 Boy:My uncle is in Leavenworth because he made big money.Girl:How much? Boy:About a third .. Dear Sir,I am writing in 2012/08/20 Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block num.. Any technology distinguishable from magic 2012/08/20 Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced... Cutler Webster's Law: There 2012/08/20 Cutler Webster's Law: There are two sides to every argument, unless a person is personall.. In the fight between you 2012/08/20 In the fight between you and the world, back the world... Sales Team Incentive 2012/08/20 A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy. The owner summoned his two-man sales force .. The book you spent $20.95 2012/08/20 The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow... Pick a starting salary 2012/08/20 Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh .. The workbench is always untidier 2012/08/20 The workbench is always untidier than last time... The hidden flaw never remains 2012/08/20 The hidden flaw never remains hidden... Don't blame me; nobody asked 2012/08/20 Don't blame me; nobody asked my opinion... Winning isn't everything, but losing 2012/08/20 Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything... People don't care how much 2012/08/20 People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care... If you do something right 2012/08/20 If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again... Excuses are like bodies; everybody 2012/08/20 Excuses are like bodies; everybody has one!.. Boyle's Laws: (1) The 2012/08/20 Boyle's Laws: (1) The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong .. Measure with a micrometer. 2012/08/20 Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe... If you cannot convince them, 2012/08/20 If you cannot convince them, confuse them. - Harry S. Truman.. If the assumptions are wrong, 2012/08/20 If the assumptions are wrong, the conclusions are not likely to be very good... Everything worthwhile is mandatory, prohibited, 2012/08/19 Everything worthwhile is mandatory, prohibited, or taxed... People tend to make rules 2012/08/19 People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves... Virtue is its own punishment. 2012/08/19 Virtue is its own punishment... There has been opposition to 2012/08/19 There has been opposition to every innovation in the history of man, with the possible exc.. Men can live without air 2012/08/19 Men can live without air for a few minutes, without water for a few days, without food for.. Alden's Laws: (1) Giving 2012/08/19 Alden's Laws: (1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy... Yuppie pregnant women don't go 2012/08/19 Yuppie pregnant women don't go into labor, they go straight into management... Pay for your past bills 2012/08/19 A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great dea.. When someone says this is 2012/08/19 When someone says this is as bad as it can get, don't bet on it... Blessed is he who expects 2012/08/19 Blessed is he who expects no gratitude, for he shall not be disappointed... Total:
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