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Trust everybody...then cut the cards. 2012/08/22 Trust everybody...then cut the cards... Your Tax Dollars At Work 2012/08/22 The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine .. Funnier Frog loan Joke 2012/08/22 One day a frog went to the teller at the bank. The frog noticed that the nametag on the te.. Just when you get going, 2012/08/21 Just when you get going, someone injects a dose of reality with a large needle... Executive Envelopes 2012/08/21 Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who wa.. Nothing is as permanent as 2012/08/21 Nothing is as permanent as that which is called temporary... Science is not a sacred 2012/08/21 Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don't worship it. Feed it... Brilliant's Observation On Modern Art: 2012/08/21 Brilliant's Observation On Modern Art: Not all our artists are playing a joke on the publi.. Anyone who makes an absolute 2012/08/21 Anyone who makes an absolute statement is a fool... Nobody told me. 2012/08/21 Nobody told me... As long as the answer 2012/08/21 As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?.. If you want to make 2012/08/21 If you want to make an enemy, do someone a favor... If you cannot hope for 2012/08/21 If you cannot hope for order, withdraw with style from the chaos... An object in motion will 2012/08/21 An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction... That which cannot be taken 2012/08/21 That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart... Mencken's Law: There is 2012/08/21 Mencken's Law: There is always an easy answer to every human problem - neat, plausible, a.. All general statements are false; 2012/08/21 All general statements are false; think about it... Matter will be damaged in 2012/08/21 Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value... A couple of months in 2012/08/21 A couple of months in the lab can often save a couple of hours in the library... Bare feet magnetize sharp metal 2012/08/21 Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upward from the floor... Believing is seeing. 2012/08/21 Believing is seeing... Be content with what you've 2012/08/21 Be content with what you've got, but be sure you've got plenty... An ounce of application is 2012/08/21 An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction... There is no substitute for 2012/08/21 There is no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation... Anything hit with a big 2012/08/21 Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart... Conscience is what hurts when 2012/08/21 Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good... Anyone can admit they were 2012/08/21 Anyone can admit they were wrong; the true test is admitting it to someone else... Other people's tools work only 2012/08/20 Other people's tools work only in other people's gardens... Application rejections 2012/08/20 Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Tha.. When working hard, be sure 2012/08/20 When working hard, be sure to get up and retch every so often... Total:
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