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Real programmers don't notch their 2012/08/23 Real programmers don't notch their desks for each completed service request... Belle's Constant: The ratio 2012/08/23 Belle's Constant: The ratio of time involved in work to time available for work is about .. Gordon's First Law: If 2012/08/23 Gordon's First Law: If a research project is not worth doing at all, it is not worth doin.. Democracy is that form of 2012/08/23 Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves... Quit while your still behind. 2012/08/23 Quit while your still behind... Tick/AOL 2012/08/23 Q:What is the difference between a tick andAOL? A: A tick falls off when you die!.. Rule Of Accuracy: When 2012/08/23 Rule Of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem it always helps you to kn.. The easier it is to 2012/08/23 The easier it is to do, the harder it is to change... Always hire a rich attorney. 2012/08/23 Always hire a rich attorney... Stevie Wonder 2012/08/23 Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's car? Neither has he... Fifth Law of Applied Terror: 2012/08/23 Fifth Law of Applied Terror: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.. Never invest in anything that 2012/08/22 Never invest in anything that eats... Don't look back, something may 2012/08/22 Don't look back, something may be gaining on you... Quigley's Law: Whoever has 2012/08/22 Quigley's Law: Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will attempt to u.. 3 Economists 2012/08/22 Three economists are out deer hunting one day when they see a huge buck in the clearing in.. By the time you have 2012/08/22 By the time you have the right answers, no one is asking you questions... Drunk Company Party 2012/08/22 A man and his wife went to the company Christmas party where the man has a little too much.. Don't bite the hand that 2012/08/22 Don't bite the hand that has your paycheck in it... All American cars are basically 2012/08/22 All American cars are basically Chevrolets... $200 bucks 2012/08/22 There was two friends, Bob and Frank. Bob went to Frank's house and Frank's wife answered .. Dear Bank Manager 2012/08/22 Dear Bank Manager,I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored.. Greener's Law: Never argue 2012/08/22 Greener's Law: Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel... The trouble with life is 2012/08/22 The trouble with life is that it's a do-it-yourself kit without instructions... When in doubt, mumble. 2012/08/22 When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate. When in charge, ponder... Take this job and shove 2012/08/22 Take this job and shove it... It's worth it? 2012/08/22 A fella won a million and a friend asked him what he would do with it."Well," said the fel.. To err is human. 2012/08/22 To err is human. To admit it is a blunder... Speak softly and own a 2012/08/22 Speak softly and own a big, mean doberman... All warranties expire upon payment 2012/08/22 All warranties expire upon payment of invoice... Project Managers 2012/08/22 If you get in my way, I'll kill you! - ideal project manager If you get in my way, you'll .. Total:
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