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One machine can do the 2012/08/24 One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extr.. Free Employment Advice 2012/08/24 Personnel executives of 100 major corporations were asked for stories of unusual behavior .. The paperless office will become 2012/08/24 The paperless office will become a reality about the same time as the paperless toilet... Engineers and Managers 2012/08/24 A man flying in a hot air balloon realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a.. Everything you know is wrong, 2012/08/24 Everything you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out... Never speculate on that which 2012/08/24 Never speculate on that which can be known for certain... Dressing for an Audit 2012/08/24 A man, called to testify at the IRS asked his accountant for advice on what to wear."Wear .. If you make people think 2012/08/24 If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them t.. Never tell them what you 2012/08/24 Never tell them what you wouldn't do... IBM Project Management Axiom: 2012/08/24 IBM Project Management Axiom: Need for project modifications increases proportionally to .. Government Workers 2012/08/24 Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an engineer, the .. This is clearly another case 2012/08/24 This is clearly another case of too many mad scientists and not enough hunchbacks... 1. I believe that 2012/08/24 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall.. If you have got them 2012/08/24 If you have got them by the testicles, their hearts and minds will follow... We're making progress. Things 2012/08/24 We're making progress. Things are getting worse at a slower rate... The dictionary is the only 2012/08/24 The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work... Air Force Inertia Axiom: 2012/08/24 Air Force Inertia Axiom: Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness... Never put off until tomorrow 2012/08/24 Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a law against it by tha.. Of all forces acting on 2012/08/23 Of all forces acting on man, change is the most beneficial and the most cruel... Hinds' Law Of Computer Programming: 2012/08/23 Hinds' Law Of Computer Programming: 1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete. 2) .. Challenging Order 2012/08/23 A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail t.. Most well-trodden paths lead nowhere. 2012/08/23 Most well-trodden paths lead nowhere... Bad news drives good news 2012/08/23 Bad news drives good news out of the media... If something is confidential, it 2012/08/23 If something is confidential, it will be left in the photocopy machine... You want it when? 2012/08/23 You want it when?.. A man should be greater 2012/08/23 A man should be greater than some of his parts... We don't have the time 2012/08/23 We don't have the time or money to do it right, but we'll have time and money to do it ove.. O'Reilly's Law of the Kitchen: 2012/08/23 O'Reilly's Law of the Kitchen: Cleanliness is next to impossible.. Any task worth doing was 2012/08/23 Any task worth doing was worth doing yesterday... Self-blame constitutes an exquisite form 2012/08/23 Self-blame constitutes an exquisite form of self-praise. No matter how severe the adjecti.. Total:
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