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The most important item in 2012/08/26 The most important item in an order will no longer be available... If 'success' consisted simply of 2012/08/25 If 'success' consisted simply of not taking chances, then 'glory' would be at the disposal.. Confession is good for the 2012/08/25 Confession is good for the soul, but bad for the career... The organization of any program 2012/08/25 The organization of any program reflects the organization of the people who developed it... If two wrongs don't make 2012/08/25 If two wrongs don't make a right, try three... Don't permit yourself to get 2012/08/25 Don't permit yourself to get between a dog and a lamppost... Real programmers don't announce how 2012/08/25 Real programmers don't announce how many times the operations department called them last .. How To Deal With Stupid Bosses 2012/08/25 How to manage them so you can read this site at work. When told to do something that can't.. Searching for a small bra 2012/08/25 A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in sear.. Before you give a colleague 2012/08/25 Before you give a colleague a piece of your mind, be sure you can spare it... Never try to pacify someone 2012/08/25 Never try to pacify someone at the height of his rage... Don't lend people money...it gives 2012/08/25 Don't lend people money...it gives them amnesia... New Capan 2012/08/25 Once there was a boy who went to work for a captain. The Captain had a wooden leg, a hook .. Colvard's Logical Premises: All 2012/08/25 Colvard's Logical Premises: All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it .. When a lie fails, the 2012/08/25 When a lie fails, the truth saves what remained... The facts, although interesting, are 2012/08/25 The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant... Work is accomplished by those 2012/08/25 Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompeten.. Any theory can be made 2012/08/25 Any theory can be made to fit any facts by means of appropriate additional assumptions... If opportunity came disguised as 2012/08/25 If opportunity came disguised as temptation, one knock would be enough... Baer's Quartet: What's good 2012/08/25 Baer's Quartet: What's good politics is bad economics; what's bad politics is good econom.. Inside every small problem is 2012/08/25 Inside every small problem is a larger problem struggling to get out... Influence is like a savings 2012/08/25 Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Y.. Glory may be fleeting, but 2012/08/25 Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever... Berra's Law: You can 2012/08/25 Berra's Law: You can observe a lot just by watching. - Yogi Berra.. No matter which way you 2012/08/25 No matter which way you go, it's always uphill and against the wind... Pills to be taken in 2012/08/24 Pills to be taken in twos always come out of the bottle in threes... My bank 2012/08/24 My Back has two tellers open at a time. except on busy days then it has one... Mason's First Law of Synergism: 2012/08/24 Mason's First Law of Synergism: The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are.. Everyone has a scheme for 2012/08/24 Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work... If you cannot measure output, 2012/08/24 If you cannot measure output, then you measure input... Total:
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