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Corporate Lingo 2012/08/27 Here's a little clarification of corporate lingo."COMPETITIVE SALARY:" We remain competiti.. Balloon 2012/08/27 A man flying in a hot air balloon realizes he's lost. He spots a man down below, lowers th.. All I ask is the 2012/08/27 All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy... Carson's Observation on Footwear: 2012/08/27 Carson's Observation on Footwear: If the shoe fits, buy the other one, too... Flugg's Law: When you 2012/08/27 Flugg's Law: When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the world is compose.. The only important information in 2012/08/27 The only important information in a hierarchy is who knows what... It's Good Enough For Government 2012/08/27 It's Good Enough For Government Work... Needs are a function of 2012/08/26 Needs are a function of what other people have... If you understand it, it 2012/08/26 If you understand it, it is obsolete... Take care to get what 2012/08/26 Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get... Nothing is ever accomplished by 2012/08/26 Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man... What you resist, you become. 2012/08/26 What you resist, you become... Frustration is not having anyone 2012/08/26 Frustration is not having anyone to blame but yourself... Progress is made by lazy 2012/08/26 Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things... When your opponent is down, 2012/08/26 When your opponent is down, kick him... Copper Wire 2012/08/26 Q: How was copper wire invented?A: Two bankers were fighting over a penny... Exceptions prove the rule, and 2012/08/26 Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget... Your so poor. 2012/08/26 Your so poor you push the doorbell and yourmom sticks her head out the window and says din.. Great minds run in great 2012/08/26 Great minds run in great circles... Just when you get really 2012/08/26 Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it anymore... A man of quality does 2012/08/26 A man of quality does not fear a woman seeking equality... Each problem solved introduces a 2012/08/26 Each problem solved introduces a new unsolved problem... Heller's Law: The first 2012/08/26 Heller's Law: The first myth of management is that it exists... Urgency varies inversely with importance. 2012/08/26 Urgency varies inversely with importance... The chance of a piece 2012/08/26 The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportiona.. Law Of The Perversity of 2012/08/26 Law Of The Perversity of Nature: You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side .. The population of the United 2012/08/26 The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are .. Franklin's Rule: Blessed is 2012/08/26 Franklin's Rule: Blessed is the end user who expects nothing, for he/she will not be disa.. Has anyone ever heard of 2012/08/26 Has anyone ever heard of a self-made failure?.. Old local blacksmith 2012/08/26 An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a stron.. Total:
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