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Common sense is not so 2012/08/18 Common sense is not so common... Andrea's Admonition: Never bestow 2012/08/18 Andrea's Admonition: Never bestow profanity upon a driver who has wronged you. If you thi.. At any level of traffic, 2012/08/18 At any level of traffic, any delay is intolerable... Eighty percent of all people 2012/08/18 Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average... First Rule of History: 2012/08/18 First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself; historians merely repeat each other.. Diplomacy is the art of 2012/08/18 Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you find a large enough rock... Everything happens at the same 2012/08/18 Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between... When in doubt, use brute 2012/08/17 When in doubt, use brute force... No experiment is ever a 2012/08/17 No experiment is ever a complete failure; it can always be used as a bad example... If you aim for the 2012/08/17 If you aim for the stars but only make it to the moon, remember there are people who have .. Commit suicide. A hundred 2012/08/17 Commit suicide. A hundred thousand lemmings cannot be wrong... Pity the meek, for they 2012/08/17 Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth... Some see things as they 2012/08/17 Some see things as they are and ask 'why?'; I dream of things that never were and ask 'why.. Things get worse under pressure. 2012/08/17 Things get worse under pressure... The bigger they are, the 2012/08/17 The bigger they are, the harder they hit... Project Management is like pushing 2012/08/17 Project Management is like pushing a wheelbarrow of frogs to market... 15 shots 2012/08/17 A man walks into a bar and asks for 15 shots of vodka the bartender then asks what it was .. Hawaiian Rules Of J.W.: 2012/08/17 Hawaiian Rules Of J.W.: 1) Never judge a day by the weather. 2) The best things in life a.. Two rules to success in 2012/08/17 Two rules to success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know... If you are feeling good, 2012/08/17 If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it... Whitehead's Law: The obvious 2012/08/17 Whitehead's Law: The obvious answer is always overlooked... Osborn's Law: Variables won't, 2012/08/17 Osborn's Law: Variables won't, constants aren't... Friends come and go, but 2012/08/17 Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate... There is no job so 2012/08/17 There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrnog... No matter what happens, there 2012/08/17 No matter what happens, there is always somebody who knew that it would... Don't try to have the 2012/08/17 Don't try to have the last word; you might get it... Goebel's Law Of Intellectual Obscurity: 2012/08/17 Goebel's Law Of Intellectual Obscurity: What fun is it to be an expert if you make yourse.. It is better to be 2012/08/17 It is better to be part of the idle rich class than be part of the idle poor class... Intelligence is a tool to 2012/08/17 Intelligence is a tool to be used towards a goal, and goals are not always chosen intellig.. Big Papa Geovanni 2012/08/17 They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should .. Total:
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