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$100 2012/08/17 There is this kid who is being very bad and he asks his father "I'll be good for $100" and.. Adler's Distinction: Language is 2012/08/16 Adler's Distinction: Language is all that separates us from the lower animals, and from t.. Astrology Laws: It's always 2012/08/16 Astrology Laws: It's always the wrong time of the month. - Rozanne Weissman.. If the slightest probability for 2012/08/16 If the slightest probability for an unpleasant event to happen exists, the event will take.. Corporate Lingo -- 2 2012/08/16 Here's a little clarification of corporate lingo."SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY O.. The difference between art and 2012/08/16 The difference between art and science is that if something works in art, you don't have t.. Remember the tea kettle; though 2012/08/16 Remember the tea kettle; though up to its neck in hot water, it continues to sing... Fudd's First Law of Opposition: 2012/08/16 Fudd's First Law of Opposition: Push something hard enough and it will fall over... Good listeners are not only 2012/08/16 Good listeners are not only popular everywhere, but after awhile they know something... Maybe you can't buy happiness, 2012/08/16 Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it... Producing a system from a 2012/08/16 Producing a system from a specification is like walking on water; it's easier if it's froz.. Real programmers print only clean 2012/08/16 Real programmers print only clean compiles... Hubbard's Law: Don't take 2012/08/16 Hubbard's Law: Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out of it alive... A backscratcher will always find 2012/08/16 A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense... The trouble with doing right 2012/08/16 The trouble with doing right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it wa.. Flucard's Corollary: Anything dropped 2012/08/16 Flucard's Corollary: Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet... Meetings 2012/08/16 If u put all the executives end to end they still wouldn't reach a decision!!!.. What you don't do is 2012/08/16 What you don't do is always more important than what you do... Laziness is the mother of 2012/08/16 Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten... When properly administered, vacations do 2012/08/16 When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity. For every week you ar.. Programmer's Prayer 2012/08/16 Our program, Who art in memory, "Hello" be thy name. Thy spreadsheets be formatted, thy co.. Tom had this problem of 2012/08/16 Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His b.. Anything you try to fix 2012/08/16 Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought... Math related! 2012/08/16 One day there were two mathbooks sittin on a school desk. One turns to the other sobbing a.. When working on a project, 2012/08/16 When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with.. The obscure a bureaucrat may 2012/08/15 The obscure a bureaucrat may see eventually; the completely apparent takes forever... Famous Marketing Screw Ups 2012/08/15 1. Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish where it was read as "Suffer from d.. No two identical parts are 2012/08/15 No two identical parts are exactly alike... Evaluating employees 2012/08/15 RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: "Since my last report, this employee.. Absolutum obsoletum. (If it 2012/08/15 Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it is out of date.) - Stafford Beer.. Total:
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