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Must help the wife 2012/08/15 Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some h.. If things were left to 2012/08/15 If things were left to chance, they would be better... You never really learn to 2012/08/15 You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive... Ability is like a check, 2012/08/15 Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed... He who shouts the loudest 2012/08/15 He who shouts the loudest has the floor... An ounce of pretension is 2012/08/15 An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure... Ambition is a poor excuse 2012/08/15 Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy... If it doesn't make sense, 2012/08/15 If it doesn't make sense, it's either economics or psychology... Excellence can be attained if 2012/08/15 Excellence can be attained if you care more than others think is wise, risk more than othe.. Entropy has us outnumbered. 2012/08/15 Entropy has us outnumbered... When the going gets tough, 2012/08/15 When the going gets tough, the smart get sneaky... Thoreau's Theories Of Adaptation: 2012/08/15 Thoreau's Theories Of Adaptation: 1) After months of training and you finally understand .. Repetition does not establish validity. 2012/08/15 Repetition does not establish validity... Bradley's Bromide: If computers get 2012/08/15 Bradley's Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee; t.. Anything that is designed to 2012/08/15 Anything that is designed to do more than one thing cannot do any of them well... Boldly going forward because we 2012/08/15 Boldly going forward because we cannot find reverse... An American automobile company and 2012/08/15 An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive b.. A pipe gives a wise 2012/08/15 A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to put in his mouth... Luke da homo 2012/08/15 Schminkledof was the worst joke ever written and you should be craped on because you do no.. The two greatest causes of 2012/08/14 The two greatest causes of system failures are sysadmins and users. If you can keep both .. Always listen to experts. 2012/08/14 Always listen to experts. They'll tell what can't be done and why. Then do it... Hanson's Treatment of Time: 2012/08/14 Hanson's Treatment of Time: There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many da.. Experience is what you get 2012/08/14 Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else... Get a life 2012/08/14 Your so poor,when i rang the doorbell.You stuck your head out the window and said''ding do.. Forbes Top List 2012/08/14 Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I.. No good deed goes unpunished. 2012/08/14 No good deed goes unpunished... The chaos in the universe 2012/08/14 The chaos in the universe always increases... People specialize in their area 2012/08/14 People specialize in their area of greatest weakness... Always remember to pillage BEFORE 2012/08/14 Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!.. To get something done, a 2012/08/14 To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them a.. Total:
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