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There is a coherent plan 2012/08/14 There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for... The simplest subjects are the 2012/08/14 The simplest subjects are the ones you don't know anything about... Ralph's Observation: It is 2012/08/14 Ralph's Observation: It is a mistake to let any mechanical object realise that you are in.. Cooke's Law: In any 2012/08/14 Cooke's Law: In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available is i.. Beware of a tall dark 2012/08/14 Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose... If you do not know 2012/08/14 If you do not know what you're doing, do it neatly... Ozman's Laws: (1) If 2012/08/14 Ozman's Laws: (1) If someone says he will do something "without fail," he won't. (2) The.. Interchangeable parts won't. 2012/08/14 Interchangeable parts won't... You can't guard against the 2012/08/14 You can't guard against the arbitrary... You never want the one 2012/08/14 You never want the one you can afford... You're in big trouble 2012/08/14 I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN... ...the new policy on sexual harassment in.. Experiments should be reproducible. 2012/08/14 Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail in the same way... Goldenstern's Rules: 1. Always 2012/08/14 Goldenstern's Rules: 1. Always hire a rich attorney. 2. Never buy from a rich salesman... A dog names Sales 2012/08/13 An American earned some bonus from his work and he thought he deserved a hunting trip to C.. Practical people would be more 2012/08/13 Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreamin.. Putt's Law: Technology is 2012/08/13 Putt's Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what the.. Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the 2012/08/13 Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of.. DeVries's Dilemma: If you hit 2012/08/13 DeVries's Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the .. If facts do not conform 2012/08/13 If facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of... There is no problem a 2012/08/13 There is no problem a good miracle can't solve... Only them as knows their 2012/08/13 Only them as knows their own...knows... There is absolutely no substitute 2012/08/13 There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation... A little humility is arrogance. 2012/08/13 A little humility is arrogance... Mere unassisted merit advances slowly, 2012/08/13 Mere unassisted merit advances slowly, if it advances at all... Incompetence is a double-edged banana. 2012/08/13 Incompetence is a double-edged banana... It's Not My Job! 2012/08/13 It's Not My Job!.. Horoscope For The Workplace 2012/08/13 ASTROLOGY: tells us about you and your future simply by your birthday. The Chinese Zodiac .. Green's Law of Debate: 2012/08/13 Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about... Meade's Maxim: Always remember 2012/08/13 Meade's Maxim: Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else... A short line outside a 2012/08/13 A short line outside a building becomes a long line inside... Total:
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