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Creativity is no substitute for 2012/08/13 Creativity is no substitute for knowing what you're doing... The hardest thing in life 2012/08/13 The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridge to cross and which to burn... We all want progress, but 2012/08/13 We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn .. A committee is a group 2012/08/13 A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle.. Free time which unexpectedly becomes 2012/08/13 Free time which unexpectedly becomes available will be wasted... Blondine 2012/08/13 How many blonde jokes are there? Just one.The others are true... Give the Frog a Loan 2012/08/13 A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see.. Asking dumb questions is easier 2012/08/12 Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes... Schemmer's Law (Organization & Programs): 2012/08/12 Schemmer's Law (Organization & Programs): When an organization faces a 20 year threat.. The one who says it 2012/08/12 The one who says it can't be done should never interrupt the one doing it... Universal Technical Document Units Law: 2012/08/12 Universal Technical Document Units Law: Characteristics, specifications, dimensions, and .. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. 2012/08/12 Everybody is somebody else's weirdo... History repeats itself. That is 2012/08/12 History repeats itself. That is one of the things wrong with history... Customer Needs Assistance 2012/08/12 I worked for a while at a Wal-Mart store, selling sporting goods. As an employee of Wal-Ma.. Progress may have been all 2012/08/12 Progress may have been all right once, but it went on too long... Johnson's Corollary: Nobody really 2012/08/12 Johnson's Corollary: Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organizatio.. Legal Laughs 2012/08/12 A secretary, a paralegal and a partner in a city law firm are walking through a park on th.. It's always the wrong time 2012/08/12 It's always the wrong time of the month... A consultant is an ordinary 2012/08/12 A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home... Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics: 2012/08/12 Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics: 1. An object in motion will always be headed in the .. Afternoon: that part of the 2012/08/12 Afternoon: that part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning... When it gets to be 2012/08/12 When it gets to be your turn, they change the rules... I disapprove of every conspiracy 2012/08/12 I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part... Allen's Distinction: The lion 2012/08/12 Allen's Distinction: The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get.. Flo Capp's Observation: The 2012/08/12 Flo Capp's Observation: The next best thing to doing something smart is not doing somethi.. All the world is a 2012/08/12 All the world is a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed... The more things change, the 2012/08/12 The more things change, the more they stay insane... One of the greatest labor-saving 2012/08/12 One of the greatest labor-saving inventions today is tomorrow... Gordon's Object Lifespan Theorem: 2012/08/12 Gordon's Object Lifespan Theorem: No matter the amount of care given the purchased object.. Hairlip paratrooper 2012/08/12 Halfway thru bootcamp the hairlip calls home to his buddy. Man this is tough, the drill se.. Total:
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