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A committee is twelve men 2012/08/12 A committee is twelve men doing the work of one... New account 2012/08/11 Man walks up to bank teller and says"I wanna open a damn savings account" Teller says "tha.. If you are asked to 2012/08/11 If you are asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants... Drew's Law of Highway Biology: 2012/08/11 Drew's Law of Highway Biology: The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in .. Any time things appear to 2012/08/11 Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something... Things are more like today 2012/08/11 Things are more like today than they ever were before... Instruction Booklet Governing Principle: 2012/08/11 Instruction Booklet Governing Principle: Instruction booklets are lost by the Goods Deliv.. In order to get a 2012/08/11 In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it... It just doesn't get any 2012/08/11 It just doesn't get any Beta than this... If you see a man 2012/08/11 If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good, you should run.. Bungee Jumping in Mexico 2012/08/11 Al and Joe are bungee-jumping one day. Al says to Joe, "you know, we could make a lot of m.. If you have always done 2012/08/11 If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong... Job Centre 2012/08/11 After the Second Coming Jesus returns to Earth. Within a week he is summoned to the Job Ce.. Do someone a favor and 2012/08/11 Do someone a favor and it becomes your job... The number of people watching 2012/08/11 The number of people watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action... I knocked several times, but 2012/08/11 I knocked several times, but you weren't in. - Opportunity.. There is no such thing 2012/08/11 There is no such thing as instant experience... Eagles may soar, free and 2012/08/11 Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines... Seisline prayer: O Lord, grant 2012/08/11 Seisline prayer: O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for thou knowest we will never.. Enough research will tend to 2012/08/11 Enough research will tend to support your theory... You can't get here from 2012/08/11 You can't get here from there... Tact is the art of 2012/08/11 Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than they do... Confiscated PC. 2012/08/11 For anyone else who keeps records of the trash posted on these boards.This is your day I a.. The worse your line is 2012/08/11 The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you... The man who can smile 2012/08/10 The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on... If a straight line fit 2012/08/10 If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points... It is impossible to build 2012/08/10 It is impossible to build a foolproof system, because fools are so ingenious... Of two possible events, only 2012/08/10 Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur... We sometimes get all the 2012/08/10 We sometimes get all the information, but we refuse to get the message... It is not true that 2012/08/10 It is not true that life is one thing after another, it's one stupid thing over and over... Total:
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