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The least experienced fisherman always 2012/08/10 The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish... Gordon's Warranty Law: All 2012/08/10 Gordon's Warranty Law: All warranty clauses expires upon bill payment... You're not drunk if you 2012/08/10 You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on... You won't skid if you 2012/08/10 You won't skid if you stay in a rut... Life can only be understood 2012/08/10 Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards... Information travels more surely to 2012/08/10 Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know... The Vacuum Cleaner CEO 2012/08/10 The CEO of a Vacuum Cleaner company was impatient with the poor job his salespeople were d.. Don't let your mouth write 2012/08/10 Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash. - Bo Diddley.. Good Agent? 2012/08/10 The agent for a beautiful actress discovered one day that she had been selling her body at.. Everything tastes more or less 2012/08/10 Everything tastes more or less like chicken... The severity of the itch 2012/08/10 The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach... Elton jonny 2012/08/10 What does Philip Christy and Elton John have in common? They both play the skin flute!!!.. The more you run over 2012/08/10 The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets... Flustered bank robber 2012/08/10 The flustered bank robber walked up to the teller, pulled out a gun, and said; all right m.. It's difficult to work in 2012/08/10 It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent... Goebel's Observation On Utopia: 2012/08/10 Goebel's Observation On Utopia: If everyone believed in Peace, they would immediately beg.. The "think positive" leader tends 2012/08/10 The "think positive" leader tends to listen to his subordinate's premonitions only during .. Anyone who is popular is 2012/08/10 Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked... Avoiding getting caught by her boyfriend 2012/08/09 A small balding man stormed into a local bar one evening and demanded, "Gimme a double of .. Sloganis Veritas 2012/08/09 ABC "America's Mickey Mouse Network" Allstate "Sears-ious Insurance" AOL "We've Got You by.. Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation: 2012/08/09 Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation: The judge's jokes are always funny... Churchill's Commentary on Man: Man 2012/08/09 Churchill's Commentary on Man: Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of t.. Have you flogged your crew 2012/08/09 Have you flogged your crew today?.. Poor and dumb 2012/08/09 Yo mama so poor ,when i rang the doorbell at yo house,she stuck her bald, over wrinkeled f.. The farther away the future 2012/08/09 The farther away the future is, the better it looks... Everyone hits a brick wall 2012/08/09 Everyone hits a brick wall now and then; the trick is not to do it with your head... If some people didn't tell 2012/08/09 If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on vacation... Getting Out of Work 2012/08/09 I won't be coming to work today because:______________________1. If it's all the same to y.. Do whatever your enemies do 2012/08/09 Do whatever your enemies do not want you to do... Fishing Boat 2012/08/09 A blind man is seeking employment at a lumber yard as a salesmen.The manager who is interv.. Total:
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