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You can't outtalk a man 2012/08/09 You can't outtalk a man who knows what he's talking about... Usefulness is inversely proportional to 2012/08/09 Usefulness is inversely proportional to its reputation for being useful... Left to themselves, things tend 2012/08/09 Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse... Ignorance is bliss. No 2012/08/09 Ignorance is bliss. No wonder I'm so depressed... According to the official figures, 2012/08/09 According to the official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless... Good humour 2012/08/09 Wanna know a good joke??LOok in the freakin mirror!!.. There are two ways to 2012/08/09 There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everyth.. Any change looks terrible at 2012/08/09 Any change looks terrible at first... 90's Office Lingo 2012/08/08 Here are the latest terms to add to your vocabulary in the late '90's office environment.A.. Never leave hold of what 2012/08/08 Never leave hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else... Anthony's Law of Force: 2012/08/08 Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it, get a larger hammer... Your so poor 2012/08/08 Your so poor one day i saw you kicking a can anmd when i asked you what you were doing and.. When a broken appliance is 2012/08/08 When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly... Federal Employee Evaluation 2012/08/08 1. Works well only when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap2. His.. Any smoothly functioning technology is 2012/08/08 Any smoothly functioning technology is indistinguishable from a "rigged" demo... IRS 2012/08/08 A man, called to an audit by the IRS, asked his accountant for advice onwhat to wear. "Wea.. The best way to make 2012/08/08 The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match... A flying particle will seek 2012/08/08 A flying particle will seek the nearest eye... Advertising Jingle 2012/08/08 One evening, a woman was working on completing a jingle to win a large cash prize from Car.. It is better to remain 2012/08/08 It is better to remain silent and thought a fool than it is to speak and remove all doubt... Every solution breeds new problems. 2012/08/08 Every solution breeds new problems... Even a stopped clock is 2012/08/08 Even a stopped clock is right twice a day... For every vision, there is 2012/08/08 For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision... How The Rich Get Richer 2012/08/08 A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he .. Grabel's Law: 2 is 2012/08/08 Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2... Two neighbors were talking about 2012/08/08 Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?.. Canada Bill Jones's Motto: 2012/08/08 Canada Bill Jones's Motto: It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money... Blondes and Money 2012/08/08 Q: What do you call a prostitute that doesn'tcare about money? A: A blonde.. Career Choice 2012/08/08 After a very successful career, a former Human Relations guru found herself at the pearly .. Al Gore 2012/08/08 If brains were a job,Al Gore would be on welfare!!!.. Total:
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