Business jokes
Business jokes and financial humor, discussing accounting, money, stocks, investors, and much more!
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Incompetence knows no barriers of 2012/08/08 Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place... Down on Luck 2012/08/08 A young lady in the maternity ward, just prior to labor, is asked by the midwife if she wo.. If you do not care 2012/08/07 If you do not care where you are, then you aren't lost... Beware of one who works 2012/08/07 Beware of one who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds themself no wiser th.. Accountant 2012/08/07 Did you hear about the constipated accountant who tried to work it out with a pencil?.. When in trouble, delegate. 2012/08/07 When in trouble, delegate... Floral Mix Up 2012/08/07 A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the o.. Beware of a dark-haired man 2012/08/07 Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie... Wethern's Law: Assumption is 2012/08/07 Wethern's Law: Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups... Only a mediocre person is 2012/08/07 Only a mediocre person is always at their best... The telephone will ring when 2012/08/07 The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your keys... A Real Thinker 2012/08/07 In the men's room at work, the Boss had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a si.. 1. Not spending enough quality 2012/08/07 1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only a.. Finagle's Rules: 1) To 2012/08/07 Finagle's Rules: 1) To study an application best, understand it thoroughly before you sta.. Things go right so they 2012/08/07 Things go right so they can go wrnog... Nothing is as temporary as 2012/08/07 Nothing is as temporary as that which is called permanent... I'm The Boss 2012/08/07 My boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any resp.. American Management 2012/08/07 The Americans and Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and.. Three Boys 2012/08/07 Three young boys were sitting on the sidewalk one day looking at (3) cars across the stree.. Money 2012/08/07 Q: Whats the difference between a politician and $20 A: $20 can do something for you.. A good scapegoat is hard 2012/08/07 A good scapegoat is hard to find... A conclusion is the place 2012/08/07 A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking... Rhode's Corollary To Hoare's Law: 2012/08/07 Rhode's Corollary To Hoare's Law: Inside every complex and unworkable program is a useful.. Buying Paint 2012/08/07 BUYING PAINT FROM A HARDWARE STORE Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: We have re.. Everybody should believe in something, 2012/08/07 Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer... Carlson's Consolation: Nothing is 2012/08/06 Carlson's Consolation: Nothing is ever a complete failure; it can always serve as a bad e.. Don't stop to stomp on 2012/08/06 Don't stop to stomp on ants when the elephants are stampeding... Multitasking allows screwing up several 2012/08/06 Multitasking allows screwing up several things at once... Try to be the best 2012/08/06 Try to be the best of whatever you are, even if what you are is no good... A transistor protected by a 2012/08/06 A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first... Total:
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