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When working toward the solution 2012/08/06 When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer, pro.. Many quite distinguished people have 2012/08/06 Many quite distinguished people have bodies similar to yours... You have the capacity to 2012/08/06 You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today... Go where the money is. 2012/08/06 Go where the money is... It is not sufficient to 2012/08/06 It is not sufficient to be a success; it is also necessary for your friends to be failures.. Capitalism is based on the 2012/08/06 Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win... Action's Law: Power tends 2012/08/06 Action's Law: Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely... Money is better than poverty, 2012/08/06 Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons... The difficulty with a research 2012/08/06 The difficulty with a research grant is that if you solve the problem, you're out of a job.. Becker's Law: It is 2012/08/06 Becker's Law: It is much harder to find a job than to keep one. - Jules Becker & Co... Nobody notices the big errors. 2012/08/06 Nobody notices the big errors... The colder the X-ray table, 2012/08/06 The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it... 1. I'm really keen to 2012/08/06 1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2. I regret that I have no r.. The ideal resume will turn 2012/08/06 The ideal resume will turn up one day after the position is filled... In a hierarchical organization, the 2012/08/06 In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level, the greater the confusion... Nothing can be done in 2012/08/06 Nothing can be done in one trip... Business vacation 2012/08/05 A man was going on abusiness trip to Florida. His wife was going to meet him there, but he.. Most projects require three hands. 2012/08/05 Most projects require three hands... Make dust or eat dust. 2012/08/05 Make dust or eat dust... It does not matter if 2012/08/05 It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while .. Ryan's Law: Make three 2012/08/05 Ryan's Law: Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as a.. Goebel's Law Of Useless Difficulty: 2012/08/05 Goebel's Law Of Useless Difficulty: Just because it's hard, doesn't mean it's worth the e.. Nothing is ever as simple 2012/08/05 Nothing is ever as simple as it seems... If only one price can 2012/08/05 If only one price can be obtained for a quotation, the price will be unreasonable... Never write a note or 2012/08/05 Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whene.. Two wrongs are only the 2012/08/05 Two wrongs are only the beginning... If Murphy's Law can go 2012/08/05 If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will... Error is often more earnest 2012/08/05 Error is often more earnest than truth... Our present business is not 2012/08/05 Our present business is not to exchange compliments but arguments. - Robert Boyle, 17th c.. Everything takes longer than you 2012/08/05 Everything takes longer than you think... Total:
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