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To succeed in politics, it  2012/08/05
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles...

Car fitting the Profession  2012/08/05
Three men were discussing their careers and the vehicles they drove."I'm a veterinarian", ..

Grammar Lesson For Idiots  2012/08/05
I hate when people say supposevly. What the hell is supposevly? Do you mean supposedly? Al..

If everything seems to be  2012/08/05
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously do not know what the hell is going on...

Someone who thinks logically is  2012/08/05
Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world...

We totally deny the allegations,  2012/08/05
We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators...

Lady in Hardware store  2012/08/05
A lady walks into a hardware store and asks the clerk where the hindges are. He takes her ..

I have yet to see  2012/08/05
I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which when you looked at it in the rig..

A friend in need is  2012/08/05
A friend in need is a pest indeed...

A college student  2012/08/05
A college student is home for the summer from college, and is looking for ajob. He goes to..

Jack and Jill  2012/08/04
Jack and Jill were working in a factory. One day the supervisor approaches Jill and says, ..

Brady's First Law of Problem  2012/08/04
Brady's First Law of Problem Solving: When confronted by a difficult problem, you can sol..

Credit Request  2012/08/04
An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following:"Please send me one of thos..

Barber's Community Service  2012/08/04
A Barber commited a crime, and had to go before a judge. Since it was his first time the J..

Work is the curse of  2012/08/04
Work is the curse of the drinking class...

Confusion creates jobs.  2012/08/04
Confusion creates jobs...

It's not how good your  2012/08/04
It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it...

Hlade's Law: If you  2012/08/04
Hlade's Law: If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person; they will find an ea..

Hugh Downs' Four Rules for  2012/08/04
Hugh Downs' Four Rules for Investigating the Universe: Rule 1 - When confronted with an a..

There is no problem so  2012/08/04
There is no problem so large that it cannot be solved by the application of a correctly ch..

The best photos are generally  2012/08/04
The best photos are generally attempted through the lens cap...

Nostalgia isn't what it used  2012/08/04
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be...

Perhaps your whole purpose in  2012/08/04
Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others...

A penny saved has not  2012/08/04
A penny saved has not been spent...

It's lonely at the top,  2012/08/04
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better...

He who hesitates is not  2012/08/04
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit...

Buy Buy Buy!  2012/08/04
A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. "I think this one wi..

Why did the Roman Empire  2012/08/04
Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation?..

Drummer problems  2012/08/04
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and ..

For every problem, there is  2012/08/04
For every problem, there is a neat, plain solution...and it is always wrong...

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