Business jokes
Business jokes and financial humor, discussing accounting, money, stocks, investors, and much more!
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A donkey is a horse 2012/08/04 A donkey is a horse designed by a study team... Baker's First Law of Federal 2012/08/04 Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry: A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded .. The Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition (incomplete) 2012/08/04 #1 Once you have their money... never give it back. #3 Never pay more for an acqui.. If you step out of 2012/08/04 If you step out of a short line for a second, it becomes a long line... Corporate Travel Policy 2012/08/03 Due to the current financial situation, changes will be made to the Business Travel Standa.. The boss returned from lunch 2012/08/03 The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a c.. New stove 2012/08/03 A woman ordered a new stove from a retailer. However, the stove was delivered while the .. Bobby's Motto 2012/08/03 I have a small mind-and I'm prepared to use it!.. Best Time to Buy Things? 2012/08/03 "A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year."---.. Finagle's Law Of Military Superiority: 2012/08/03 Finagle's Law Of Military Superiority: The bigger they are, the harder they hit... Government's Law: There is 2012/08/03 Government's Law: There is an exception to all laws... Thoughts from work 2012/08/03 Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught me hugging my s.. Hruza 2012/08/03 Tim Hruza is so ugly he looked out thewindow and got arrested for moonin Tim Hruza is so u.. Gilb's Laws Of Unreliability: 2012/08/03 Gilb's Laws Of Unreliability: 1) At the source of every error which is blamed on the comp.. In any calculation, any error 2012/08/03 In any calculation, any error which can creep in will do so... It's not the work that 2012/08/03 It's not the work that gets me down, it's the coffee breaks... Say no, then negotiate. 2012/08/03 Say no, then negotiate... Dog 2012/08/03 A dog walks into a bar and instead of rapping says to the bar tender "Hey, Dog! How about .. Government worker 2012/08/03 Kowalski worked for the Department of Transportation. One day he woke up ill, with a touch.. Love letters, business contracts, and 2012/08/03 Love letters, business contracts, and money due you always arrive three weeks late, wherea.. There are three ways to 2012/08/03 There are three ways to get things done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid .. Make three correct guesses consecutively 2012/08/03 Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert... Everything in moderation, including moderation. 2012/08/03 Everything in moderation, including moderation... If you do a job 2012/08/03 If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it... Unemployment helps stretch your coffee 2012/08/03 Unemployment helps stretch your coffee break... Wet manure is slippery. 2012/08/03 Wet manure is slippery. - OSHA discovery.. The more vital your research, 2012/08/03 The more vital your research, the less people will understand it... Brooke's Law: Whenever a 2012/08/03 Brooke's Law: Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some fool discovers something.. Thyme's Law: Everything goes 2012/08/02 Thyme's Law: Everything goes wrong at once... Advertising Rule: In writing 2012/08/02 Advertising Rule: In writing a patent-medicine advertisement, first convince the reader t.. Total:
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