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Nice guys finish last but 2012/08/02 Nice guys finish last but it is lonely at the top... Albrecht's Law: Social innovations 2012/08/02 Albrecht's Law: Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being... Persons disagreeing with your facts 2012/08/02 Persons disagreeing with your facts are always emotional and employ faulty reasoning... Guitar Player 2012/08/02 What's the difference between a guitar player and a mutual fund?The mutual fund will event.. If guns are outlawed, how 2012/08/02 If guns are outlawed, how will we shoot the liberals?.. There is no safety in 2012/08/02 There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else... Want a day off work? 2012/08/02 So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days pe.. Some come to the fountain 2012/08/02 Some come to the fountain of knowledge to drink, some prefer to just gargle... Confidence is the feeling you 2012/08/02 Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation... Don't be irreplaceable; if you 2012/08/02 Don't be irreplaceable; if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted... If your next pot of 2012/08/02 If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something left out, rat.. Learn to be sincere. 2012/08/02 Learn to be sincere. Even if you have to fake it... looking busy 2012/08/02 Generally, this will not be a concern until you are promoted to an executive position. But.. Sanity and insanity overlap a 2012/08/02 Sanity and insanity overlap a fine gray line... One test is worth a 2012/08/02 One test is worth a thousand expert opinions... Any improbable event which would 2012/08/02 Any improbable event which would create maximum confusion... Program complexity grows until it 2012/08/02 Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must mainta.. A theory is better than 2012/08/02 A theory is better than its explanation... Martha's Life In Jail 2012/08/02 I'm picturing lovely ribbons winding like candy canes down the iron bars, and useful stora.. Peter's Principle: In every 2012/08/02 Peter's Principle: In every hierarchy, each employee tends to rise to the level of his in.. Ability is a good thing 2012/08/02 Ability is a good thing but stability is even better... He who dies with the 2012/08/01 He who dies with the most toys is still dead... Stress relief 2012/08/01 One day at the office, Joe was sitting at his desk working. His co-worker Frank walks in a.. I have run out of 2012/08/01 I have run out of sick leave, so I'm calling in dead... When you starve with a 2012/08/01 When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last... The office happenings 2012/08/01 Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, un.. Fifth Law of Procrastination: 2012/08/01 Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling t.. Hurewitz's Memory Principle: The 2012/08/01 Hurewitz's Memory Principle: The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional .. If I your opinion, I'll 2012/08/01 If I your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form... If ignorance is bliss, most 2012/08/01 If ignorance is bliss, most of us must be orgasmic... Total:
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