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The Orange Powder 2012/08/01 An inventor goes into a bank and asks the Banker for a loan to help him maufacture a new p.. Just because you are paranoid 2012/08/01 Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you... Honest Job Applicant 2012/08/01 An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ev.. The floggings will continue until 2012/08/01 The floggings will continue until morale improves... Experience is directly proportional to 2012/08/01 Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined... I think we should really 2012/08/01 I think we should really add to the confusion... Let's call in (Insert Your Favorite Grou.. It is incredible how much 2012/08/01 It is incredible how much intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsense... Corporate Zodiac 2012/08/01 Astrology tells us about you and your future simply by your birthday. The Chinese Zodiac u.. Funny Money 2012/08/01 Here is an easy way to make money from the post office.Buy an Helium filled floating party.. Things could be worse; suppose 2012/08/01 Things could be worse; suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like thos.. A problem cannot be solved 2012/08/01 A problem cannot be solved using the same level of thinking that created it. (In other wor.. The deadline is one week 2012/08/01 The deadline is one week after the original deadline... If the probability of success 2012/08/01 If the probability of success is not almost one, it is very near zero... First Law of Socio-Genetics: 2012/08/01 First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary... If you cannot dazzle them 2012/08/01 If you cannot dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with lies... Never ask the barber if 2012/07/31 Never ask the barber if you need a haircut or a salesman if his is a good price... Only a bureaucracy can fight 2012/07/31 Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy... Nowlan's Theory: He who 2012/07/31 Nowlan's Theory: He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freew.. Definition of an elephant: A 2012/07/31 Definition of an elephant: A mouse built to government specifications... Wood's Axiom: As soon 2012/07/31 Wood's Axiom: As soon as a still-to-be-finished computer task becomes a life-or-death sit.. For every "10" there are 2012/07/31 For every "10" there are 10 "1's"... Employee Incentives? 2012/07/31 A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy. The owner summoned his two-man sales force .. Common sense is the most 2012/07/31 Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has.. The sun goes down just 2012/07/31 The sun goes down just when you need it the most... Everything is always done for 2012/07/31 Everything is always done for the wrong reasons... A well-adjusted person is one 2012/07/31 A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous... Too light for heavy work 2012/07/31 Too light for heavy work and too heavy for light work... Complex problems have simple, easy 2012/07/31 Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers... You cannot kill time without 2012/07/31 You cannot kill time without injuring eternity... To avoid criticism, do nothing, 2012/07/31 To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing... Total:
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