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A short cut is the 2012/07/31 A short cut is the longest distance between two points... Zall's Laws: First Law 2012/07/31 Zall's Laws: First Law - Anytime you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do wi.. Don't force it, get a 2012/07/31 Don't force it, get a bigger hammer... He who walks in another's 2012/07/31 He who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints... Estridge's Law: No matter how 2012/07/31 Estridge's Law: No matter how large and standardized the marketplace is, IBM can redefine .. When you are in it 2012/07/31 When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut... If there isn't a law, 2012/07/31 If there isn't a law, there will be... Arnold's Laws of Documentation: 2012/07/31 Arnold's Laws of Documentation: (1) If it should exist, it doesn't. (2) If it does exist.. Hasty Departure 2012/07/31 A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given .. If more than one person 2012/07/30 If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault... There is no limit to 2012/07/30 There is no limit to the amount of good that people can accomplish, if they don't care who.. If you are coasting, you're 2012/07/30 If you are coasting, you're going downhill... Ancient Money 2012/07/30 Was there money on the Ark?Yes:The duck had a bill,the skunk had a scent,and the frog had .. A coup that is known 2012/07/30 A coup that is known in advance is a coup that does not take place... The trick is to stop 2012/07/30 The trick is to stop thinking it is 'your' money. - IRS auditor.. I will get it done 2012/07/30 I will get it done when I get it done!.. Glyme's Formula for Success: 2012/07/30 Glyme's Formula for Success: The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that,.. The only time to be 2012/07/30 The only time to be positive is when you are positive you are wrong... The elevator always comes after 2012/07/30 The elevator always comes after you have put down your bag... Work may be the crabgrass 2012/07/30 Work may be the crabgrass of life, but money is still the water that keeps it green... Why worry about tomorrow? 2012/07/30 Why worry about tomorrow? We may not make it through today... It is easier to get 2012/07/30 It is easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission... Adding manpower to a late 2012/07/30 Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later... YOU KNOW YOU WORK IN CORPORATE AMERICA IF ... 2012/07/30 YOU KNOW YOU WORK IN CORPORATE AMERICA IF ...You sat at the same desk for 4 years and work.. All rights left. All 2012/07/30 All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right... The stomach expands to accommodate 2012/07/30 The stomach expands to accommodate the amount of junk food available... If the code and the 2012/07/30 If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong... Cropp's Law: The amount 2012/07/30 Cropp's Law: The amount of work done varies inversely with the amount of time spent in th.. Being a good communicator means 2012/07/30 Being a good communicator means people find out what is really wrong with you... Gumperson's Law: The probability 2012/07/30 Gumperson's Law: The probability of a given event occurring is inversely proportional to .. Total:
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