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It is morally wrong to 2012/07/30 It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money... Never argue with a fool, 2012/07/30 Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference... One good thing about repeating 2012/07/30 One good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe... Harami 2012/07/29 Why do jews stink?because they are dirty bastards! Why do jews have big noses? because air.. For every action, there is 2012/07/29 For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program... Bad Interview 2012/07/29 A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiou.. If it is worth doing, 2012/07/29 If it is worth doing, it is worth doing for money... It is when you trip 2012/07/29 It is when you trip over your own shoes that you start picking up shoes... You can't push a rope. 2012/07/29 You can't push a rope... Work Aptitude Test 2012/07/29 Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a .. Useful work phrases 2012/07/29 USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I'm not b.. Anything good in life is 2012/07/29 Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening... The meek shall inherit the 2012/07/29 The meek shall inherit the earth, but only after we're done with it... Doing a good job around 2012/07/29 Doing a good job around here is like wetting your pants in a dark suit; you get a warm fee.. Weinberg's Corollary: An expert 2012/07/29 Weinberg's Corollary: An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on.. A closed mouth gathers no 2012/07/29 A closed mouth gathers no foot... In any household, junk accumulates 2012/07/29 In any household, junk accumulates to the the space available for its storage... There is no evidence to 2012/07/29 There is no evidence to support the notion that life is serious... If you think that OSHA 2012/07/29 If you think that OSHA is a small town in Wisconsin, you're in trouble... A bird in the hand 2012/07/29 A bird in the hand is dead... If you try to please 2012/05/20 If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it... It takes a big man 2012/05/20 It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong, and an even bigger one to keep his mouth shut.. Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute 2012/05/20 Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.. Fett's Law: Never replicate 2012/05/20 Fett's Law: Never replicate a successful experiment... The one you want is 2012/05/20 The one you want is never the one on sale... Bierman's Laws of Contracts: 2012/05/20 Bierman's Laws of Contracts: (1) In any given document, you can't cover all the "what if'.. Gas Service 2012/07/29 Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out che.. John 2 2012/07/29 Teacher:How on earth can you write 'wire' with 2 r's? John:With a pen,miss... Hofstadter's Law: It always 2012/07/29 Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's.. Hindsight is an exact science. 2012/07/29 Hindsight is an exact science... Total:
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