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The phone will not ring 2012/07/29 The phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk to the other end of the buildin.. Demian's Observation: There is 2012/07/29 Demian's Observation: There is always one item on the screen menu that is mislabeled and .. Barker's Proof: Proofreading is 2012/07/29 Barker's Proof: Proofreading is more effective after publication... To steal ideas from one 2012/07/28 To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research... You remember to mail a 2012/07/28 You remember to mail a letter only when you're nowhere near a mailbox... Instead of calling in sick, 2012/07/28 Instead of calling in sick, call in well. Tell them how great you feel not having to go t.. Ducharme's Axiom: If you 2012/07/28 Ducharme's Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as .. Colvard's Unconscionable Commentary: This 2012/07/28 Colvard's Unconscionable Commentary: This is especially true when dealing with someone yo.. When you are sure you're 2012/07/28 When you are sure you're right, you have a moral duty to impose your will upon anyone who .. Quality assurance doesn't. 2012/07/28 Quality assurance doesn't... Never volunteer for anything. 2012/07/28 Never volunteer for anything... For the past three years, 2012/07/28 For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to fin.. Creativity is great, but plagiarism 2012/07/28 Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster... Am I good at delegating? 2012/07/28 Am I good at delegating? You Bet! I always find someone to blame!.. All good things must come 2012/07/28 All good things must come to an end, I just want to know when they start!.. Nothing ever comes out as 2012/07/28 Nothing ever comes out as planned... Nolan's Placebo: An ounce 2012/07/28 Nolan's Placebo: An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance... The tasks and chores that 2012/07/28 The tasks and chores that get rewarded, get done first... Boucher's Observation: He who 2012/07/28 Boucher's Observation: He who blows his own horn always plays the music several octaves h.. Blessed is he who has 2012/07/28 Blessed is he who has reached the point of no return and knows it for he shall enjoy livin.. Fresco's Discovery: If you 2012/07/28 Fresco's Discovery: If you knew what you were doing, you'd probably be bored... An ounce of rejection is 2012/07/28 An ounce of rejection is worse than a pound of "sure"... Any horizontal surface is soon 2012/07/28 Any horizontal surface is soon piled up... A memorandum is written not 2012/07/28 A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer... The yoo-hoo you you-hew into 2012/07/28 The yoo-hoo you you-hew into the forest is the yoo-hoo you get back... If you are given two 2012/07/28 If you are given two contradictory orders, obey them both... Mark Bookspan 2012/07/28 One time, Mark Bookspan was calculating his finances and he screwed it all up... Gordian Maxim: If a 2012/07/27 Gordian Maxim: If a string has one end, it has another... This is the story of 2012/07/27 This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was.. Diplomacy is the ability to 2012/07/27 Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to "get lost" in such a way that they look forwar.. Total:
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