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The more ridiculous a belief 2012/07/27 The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher probability of its success... There are two things on 2012/07/27 There are two things on earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity... The early bird who catches 2012/07/27 The early bird who catches the worm usually works for someone who comes in late and owns t.. Wisdom is what's left after 2012/07/27 Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of personal opinions... A consensus means that everyone 2012/07/27 A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individual.. Perfection is achieved only on 2012/07/27 Perfection is achieved only on the point of collapse... Anything that doesn't eat you 2012/07/27 Anything that doesn't eat you today is saving you for tomorrow... When reviewing your notes for 2012/07/27 When reviewing your notes for a test, the most important ones will be illegible... No man's credit is as 2012/07/27 No man's credit is as good as his money... Life would be so much 2012/07/27 Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code... After all is said and 2012/07/27 After all is said and done, usually more is said than done... An object at rest will 2012/07/27 An object at rest will always be in the wrong place... The bag that breaks is 2012/07/27 The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs... There are two rules for 2012/07/27 There are two rules for success in life: Rule 1 - Don't tell people everything you know... Those who live closest arrive 2012/07/27 Those who live closest arrive latest... You can't tell how deep 2012/07/27 You can't tell how deep a puddle is until you step into it... My client(sponsor/customer) doesn't know what 2012/07/27 My client(sponsor/customer) doesn't know what he wants... How all careers end 2012/07/27 How careers end... Painters are discolored. Spinsters are dismissed. Judges are disappoint.. Flon's Law: There is 2012/07/27 Flon's Law: There is not now, and never will be, a language in which it is the least bit .. If not controlled, work will 2012/07/27 If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges... If idiots could fly, this 2012/07/27 If idiots could fly, this world would be an airport... 90's Mentality Signs 2012/07/26 * Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast-food bags out of the back seat of you.. Any argument carried far enough 2012/07/26 Any argument carried far enough will end up in semantics... For every idiot proof system 2012/07/26 For every idiot proof system devised, a new, improved idiot will arise to overcome it... If you cannot fix it, 2012/07/26 If you cannot fix it, feature it... Anthony's Law of the Workshop: 2012/07/26 Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessibl.. The road to hell is 2012/07/26 The road to hell is paved with good intentions and littered with sloppy analysis... A bad day fishing is 2012/07/26 A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work... Fax 2012/07/26 There was a man who walked up to the bartender talking to his hand the bartender says i ha.. Emersons' Law of Contrariness: Our 2012/07/26 Emersons' Law of Contrariness: Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do wha.. Total:
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