Business jokes
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The early worm deserves the 2012/07/26 The early worm deserves the bird... Cocaine is nature's way of 2012/07/26 Cocaine is nature's way of telling you you have too much money... The Soldier 2012/07/26 Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. Well, one .. Always Give 100% 2012/07/26 12% Monday23% Tuesday40% Wednesday20% Thursday5% Friday.. Ducharme's Precept: Opportunity always 2012/07/26 Ducharme's Precept: Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment... A Trip to the Meat Market 2012/07/26 A meat counter clerk, who had had a particularly good day, proudly flipped his last chicke.. As the economy gets better, 2012/07/26 As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse... You can't fall off the 2012/07/26 You can't fall off the floor... Family Business 2012/07/26 A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, .. Goebel's Law Of Computer Support: 2012/07/26 Goebel's Law Of Computer Support: Troubleshooting a computer over the telephone is like h.. A pat on the back 2012/07/26 A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants... Every silver lining has a 2012/07/26 Every silver lining has a cloud around it... Just when you think you've 2012/07/26 Just when you think you've won the rat race, along come faster rats... Always Good Advice 2012/07/26 Always good advice: 1) Backup your important files. 2) Defragment your hard drive. 3)Never.. An old occupation 2012/07/25 What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old typists never die, they ju.. It's better to retire too 2012/07/25 It's better to retire too soon than too late... The first time is for 2012/07/25 The first time is for love, the next time is $200... All work and no play, 2012/07/25 All work and no play, will make you a manager... Memo From Accounting Department 2012/07/25 It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets tha.. A boss with no humor 2012/07/25 A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun... Sleeping on the job 2012/07/25 Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 12. "I wasn't sleeping! I was medita.. Conscious is being aware of 2012/07/25 Conscious is being aware of something; conscience is wishing you weren't... You can't expect to hit 2012/07/25 You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickles in the machine... It is not how someone 2012/07/25 It is not how someone measures up. It is how they measure you... Tax 1 2012/07/25 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two thousand dollars and a substantial tax cut sav.. Given a bad start, trouble 2012/07/25 Given a bad start, trouble will increase at an exponential rate... Better latent than never. 2012/07/25 Better latent than never... Success can be insured only 2012/07/25 Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan... There is no time like 2012/07/25 There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing... Old age is always fifteen 2012/07/25 Old age is always fifteen years older than you are... Total:
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