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Don't worry about the sand 2012/07/25 Don't worry about the sand in the Vaseline, they don't use it anyway... The best laid plans of 2012/07/25 The best laid plans of mice and men are all filed away somewhere... Parkinson's Laws: First Law 2012/07/25 Parkinson's Laws: First Law - Work expands to fill the time available for its completion... Brien's First Law: At 2012/07/25 Brien's First Law: At some time in the life cycle of virtually every organization, its ab.. Never buy from a rich 2012/07/25 Never buy from a rich salesman... Go to Work Naked? 2012/07/25 1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"2. Can take advanta.. A stagnant science is at 2012/07/25 A stagnant science is at a standstill... As They Get Old . . . 2012/07/24 AS THEY GET OLD...- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.- Old actors n.. Pick good people; talent never 2012/07/24 Pick good people; talent never wears out... The value of a program 2012/07/24 The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output... All syllogisms have three parts; 2012/07/24 All syllogisms have three parts; therefore this is not a syllogism... People will buy anything that 2012/07/24 People will buy anything that is one-to-a-customer... Ad Agency In the Sky 2012/07/24 Two advertising execs were having lunch and talking. The young trainee said to the older, .. Lynch's Law: When the 2012/07/24 Lynch's Law: When the going gets tough, everyone leaves... The Aquinas Axiom: What 2012/07/24 The Aquinas Axiom: What the gods get away with, the cows don't... Hall's Laws of Politics: 2012/07/24 Hall's Laws of Politics: 1) The voters want fewer taxes and more spending. 2) Citizens w.. When there are sufficient funds 2012/07/24 When there are sufficient funds in the checking account, checks take two weeks to clear. .. When I take a long 2012/07/24 When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.When I d.. Neighbours 2012/07/24 Once there was an man living between people wich made lots of noises at night and day.The .. Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability: 2012/07/24 Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability: Investment in reliability will increase until it exce.. Random Hilarity 2012/07/24 If your mother is a washing machine and your father is a competative hot dog eater, what a.. Programming errors which would normally 2012/07/24 Programming errors which would normally require one day to find will take five days when t.. I would give $1000 to 2012/07/24 I would give $1000 to be a millionaire... The sooner you fall behind, 2012/07/24 The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up!.. Beware the man of one 2012/07/24 Beware the man of one book. - St. Thomas Aquinas.. The last day working 2012/07/24 "You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When......"You hand a bank teller an envelope, and wh.. Manly's Maxim: Logic is 2012/07/24 Manly's Maxim: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confid.. Good advice is something a 2012/07/24 Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example... Two monologues do not make 2012/07/24 Two monologues do not make a dialogue... Never bet on a loser 2012/07/24 Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is about to change... Total:
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