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A fail-safe circuit will destroy 2012/07/24 A fail-safe circuit will destroy others... Berkeley's Laws: (1) The 2012/07/23 Berkeley's Laws: (1) The world is more complicated than most of our theories make it out .. If you put it off 2012/07/23 If you put it off long enough, it might go away... Discrimination 2012/07/23 Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you.. Lol 2012/07/23 OK three people where in a plane. one was Asian,Mexican and Ameircan the people had the li.. Dealing with Telemarketers 2012/07/23 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could s.. Real programmers don't number paragraph 2012/07/23 Real programmers don't number paragraph names consecutively... The careful application of terror 2012/07/23 The careful application of terror is also a form of communication... The moment for calm and 2012/07/23 The moment for calm and rational discussion is past; now is the time for senseless bickeri.. When they want it bad 2012/07/23 When they want it bad (in a rush), they get it bad... Automatic simply means that you 2012/07/23 Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself... Harp's Corollary To Estridge's Law: 2012/07/23 Harp's Corollary To Estridge's Law: Your "IBM PC-compatible" computer grows more incompati.. Progress is made on alternate 2012/07/23 Progress is made on alternate Fridays... According to my calculations, the 2012/07/23 According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist... If you do not like 2012/07/23 If you do not like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question... An error in the premise 2012/07/23 An error in the premise will appear in the conclusion... Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: 2012/07/23 Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose .. If builders built buildings the 2012/07/23 If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker .. Government expands to absorb revenue 2012/07/23 Government expands to absorb revenue and then some... Rudnicki's Nobel Prize Principle: 2012/07/23 Rudnicki's Nobel Prize Principle: Only someone who understands something absolutely can e.. What I want is all 2012/07/23 What I want is all of the power and none of the responsibility... Eletrick company 2012/07/23 How did the man feel when he recieved a big bill from the electrick company?answer He was .. Irish Sweepstakes 2012/07/23 Paddy and Mick shared first prize of $500,000 in the Irish Sweepstakes and were celebratin.. This "law" has been intentionally 2012/07/23 This "law" has been intentionally left blank... Rule of defactualization: information deteriorates 2012/07/23 Rule of defactualization: information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies... Blessed are those who go 2012/07/22 Blessed are those who go around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels... Ross's Law: Bare feet 2012/07/22 Ross's Law: Bare feet magnetise sharp metal objects so they always point upwars from the .. Counting on You 2012/07/22 Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office."Boss," he says, "we're doing some he.. Experiment and theory often show 2012/07/22 Experiment and theory often show remarkable agreement when performed in the same laborator.. Work Phrases 2012/07/22 Things You Wish You Could Say at Work, but Probably Shouldn't Well, aren't we just a ray o.. Total:
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