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Build something foolproof and every  2012/07/22
Build something foolproof and every fool will use it...

When life hands you a  2012/07/22
When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade...

If you file it, you'll  2012/07/22
If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll n..

Competition  2012/07/22
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door ..

If ignorance is bliss, why  2012/07/22
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?..

Bove's Theorem: The remaining  2012/07/22
Bove's Theorem: The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the..

Dalmations  2012/07/22
So have you heard about the new movie 64 dalmations? It was going to be 102 but Al Gore wa..

Dress Code  2012/07/22
A woman calls a nother women and asks what the dress code is. I the women on the on the ot..

Work hard and save your  2012/07/22
Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only..

The Last One's Law Of  2012/07/22
The Last One's Law Of Program Generators: A program generator creates programs that are m..

Rookie Officer  2012/07/22
A rookie officer pulled over a guy who was speeding.officer:May I see your license? Man:It..

Competition  2012/06/13
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door ..

A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy...  2012/06/13
A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy. The owner summoned his two-man sales force ..

Honest Job Applicant  2012/06/13
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ev..

American Management  2012/06/13
The Americans and Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and..

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