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Definitions of A Diplomat  2012/07/18
Always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.Always tries ..

Monica Counters Clinton  2012/07/18
AP - Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton's firm de..

obama  2012/07/18
Dunno what all the fuss is about this Obama guy...blacks have been getting into white hous..

about bill clinton  2012/07/18
Q:WHAT DOES HILLRY CLINTON DO AFTER SHE SHAVES HER PUSSY EVRY MORNING?A: SHE SENDS HIM OF ..

blacks  2012/07/18
the white and black had a fight the black won and the white lost so all the whites said i ..

Newspapers write...  2012/05/15
At the New York Zoo, a little boy felt the urge to feed his banana to a big gorilla there...

Penis names  2012/05/15
At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refe..

The vasectomy experience  2012/05/15
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure, a rather attractive ..

Penis names  2012/05/15
At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refe..

Hear the doctor  2012/05/15
George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan.Th..

Once upon a time  2012/05/30
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.Congress s..

George's IQ  2012/05/15
When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn't let..

Phone Call  2012/05/15
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.While there, they ..

Best for the Country  2012/05/15
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House...

Bush and Osama  2012/05/15
One day, Bush was talking with Osama Binladen on the phone, theycouldn't trace from where ..

The Presidential watches  2012/05/15
A man goes to a jewelry store looking to buy a watch. He looks at a watch called "the Geor..

Why are politicians like diapers?  2012/05/30
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason...

Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?  2012/05/30
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?Because dad can't keep his pants on and..

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