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Clinton Doesn't Use Bookmarks 2013/01/25 Did you hear Bill Clinton doesn't use bookmarks?He just bends over the pages!.. Peace in the Middle East 2013/01/25 George Bush was jogging along the beach when he came upon aGenie's lamp. He picked it up a.. The Three Midgets 2013/01/25 Three midgets who really want to be in the Guiness Book of WorldRecords decide that they c.. Horny redneck 2013/01/25 What do you call a horny redneck who can't tell the truth?Bill Clinton... Osama in camel 2013/01/25 Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camelwhen they stopped at a smal.. Clinton's Clock 2013/01/25 A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter,so, upon passing the entrance.. Dying Preacher 2013/01/25 A preacher was dying, and he sent for Bill and Hillary Clinton.They were very flattered an.. Clinton Country 2013/01/25 A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer, just asPresident Clinton appeared on TV.. George W. Bush at the Gates of Heaven 2013/01/24 Around the time of Picasso's death, he meets up Jesus at theGates of Heaven. Jesus says, ".. Clintons at the Ball Game 2013/01/24 Bill and Hillary went to the first baseball game of the year inBaltimore's new Camden Yard.. 3 Parachutes 4men 2013/01/24 George Bush, a hippy, bill Gates, and a priest are on anairplane. The airplane starts to c.. How Can I Be a Better President 2013/01/24 Bill Clinton went to bed one night and then suddenly woke up tosee George Washington stand.. Presidential Clock 2013/01/24 This is the FBI summary of a conversation that took place thisweek between president Clint.. The Bush Joke 2013/01/24 What are you called if you are paid to kill president Bush.A Bush Wacker... What Bush's Speech Shoulda Been 2013/01/24 Good evening my fellow Americans.First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of .. President Bush and Taliban Leader 2013/01/24 Bush went to Afganistan to discuss peace agreements. While hewas in the Room The Taliban l.. Hillary's High School Boyfriend 2013/01/24 Bill and Hillary were driving through Little Rock, and when theypassd by a gas station a b.. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? 2013/01/24 JERRY FALWELL:Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you peoplesee the plain.. Hillary's pregnant 2013/01/24 Hillary Clinton starts to feel ill in the morning, so she goesto the doctor. The doctor te.. IQ 2013/01/24 At a party, Albert Einstein introduces himself to the firstperson he sees and immediately .. The W Song 2012/05/21 "The Kennebunkport Hillbilly"(Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies, of course.)Come.. Tragedy 2012/05/21 Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks thestudents if anyone can give hi.. The 7 Dwarfs and the Pope 2012/05/21 6 of th 7 dwarfs are sitting in their house when Doc comesrunning in. Doc says, "OH MY GO.. Yellow Writing in the Snow 2012/05/21 One winter day the president is horrified to see "CLINTON SUCKS"written in yellow in the s.. 3 Boys Saved Bill Clinton's Life 2012/05/21 Three kids were walking down a dirt path in the forest. One ofthe kids sees Bill Clinton d.. Definitions of A Diplomat 2012/07/18 Always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.Always tries .. Monica Counters Clinton 2012/07/18 AP - Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton's firm de.. obama 2012/07/18 Dunno what all the fuss is about this Obama guy...blacks have been getting into white hous.. about bill clinton 2012/07/18 Q:WHAT DOES HILLRY CLINTON DO AFTER SHE SHAVES HER PUSSY EVRY MORNING?A: SHE SENDS HIM OF .. blacks 2012/07/18 the white and black had a fight the black won and the white lost so all the whites said i .. Total:
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