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Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly...  2012/07/01
Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to ta loca..

Yo mamma too fat  2012/07/01
Yo mamma so fat, the only way she can go is when the elevator is going down...

Why do they make glow in the dark condoms?  2012/06/30
Q: Why do they make glow in the dark condoms?A: So that gay men can play Star Wars...

small momma  2012/06/30
yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed..

Yo Momma's so old  2012/06/30
Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!..

Boy and one shoe  2012/06/30
What do you call a boy that is half Mexican and half Chinese that wears only one shoe? Jua..

why do chinese people never use a phone book  2012/06/30
Q; why do Chinese people never use a phone-book?A; because there's so many wings and wongs..

yo mama so ugly and hairy  2012/06/30
Yo mama so hairy and ugly that when she goes into a pet shop she gets trampolized and put ..

90210  2012/06/30
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!..

Ocean  2012/06/30
yo mama is so fat she needs an ocean to take a shower!..

eastenders  2012/06/30
YOUR MUM SOO FAT WHEN SHE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS UR DAD THAUGHT IT WAS EASTENDERS..

diet  2012/06/30
YO MAMA SO UP ON HER DIET THAT SHE SAW A GREEN LIZARD WALKING AND TACKLED IT SAYING WALKIN..

stipid  2012/06/30
yo mama so stupid she was sent to blow up a bus and burnt her lips on the tailpipe. LOL..

Yo Momma so old...  2012/06/30
Yo momma so old when she was in high school, there were no history classes...

yo mama is so fat  2012/06/30
Yo mama is so fat jabba the hutt said damnyo mama is so stupid that she thought jar jar's ..

try not to die from laughter  2012/06/30
YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT SHE HAD TO MOVE OUT OR THE WAY..

I HAVE A LOT OF THOSE IN MY COUNTRY  2012/06/30
There were three guys on a plane a Black guy,a Chinese guy,and a Mexican guy The pilot tol..

ass cheaks  2012/06/30
what did the ass cheak say to the other ass cheak?im sick of the amount of shit we go thro..

fat mama in the store  2012/06/30
yo mama so fat whan she went to the store they all said get out you fat bitch..

so poor  2012/06/30
yo mama so poor when you open her front door you walk into the backyard..

Who is the famous artist with brown fingers?  2012/06/30
Who is the famous artist with brown fingers?Pic - ass - o...

Yo Mama so SKINNY!  2012/06/30
yo mama so skinny she turned side ways and disappeared!!!!..

you mama so fat  2012/06/30
Yo mama so fat not even a JUMBO JET could hold her fat ass in the air..

yomama so fat  2012/06/30
yo mama is sooo fat she hopscotches like this new york, chicago, LA..

Your Momma's so stupid...  2012/06/30
Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!..

hispanic man  2012/06/29
Hispanic man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Hispanic..

dum momma  2012/06/29
yo momma so stupid when she heard a gun shot she ran outside with and XBOX 360..

Have you considered suing...  2012/06/29
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support ?..

These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted.  2012/06/29
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn't k..

Yo Momma's So Fat  2012/06/29
Yo momma's so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!..

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