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How I got my name?  2012/07/02
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face."Say Mom, why is m..

Yo Ma  2012/07/02
Yo Ma so Fat that when people say move over she move over to the next room..

Pitbull and PMS  2012/07/02
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick...

Chinese dog treat  2012/07/02
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were having a com..

YO MOMMA IS LIKE...  2012/07/02
Yo momma is like a race car, she burns 10 rubbers per day...

Three men want to marry the king's most beautiful daughter...  2012/07/02
Three men want to marry the king's most beautiful daughter. The king agrees to give them a..

slut  2012/07/02
Yo mamma is so sluty shes like a doorknob everyone touches and twistes..

you mama so ugly  2012/07/02
yo mama so ugly when she joined a ugly contest they said"sorry no professionals."..

How many divorce lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?  2012/07/01
Q: How many divorce lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: 3 - one to argue for t..

yo momma so small  2012/07/01
yo momma so small when she jumped of an ant and commited suicide..

The worst racist joke  2012/07/01
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates ev..

Jack and Jill  2012/07/01
Jack and JillWent up the hillTo smoke some marijuanaJack got highPulled down his flyAnd Ji..

by  2012/07/01
yo mama is so poor when i broke in i roke outyo mama is so poor she can't afford free..

In the movie, 'Lord of the Rings' why does the Ring of Power glow?  2012/07/01
In the movie, "Lord of the Rings" why does the Ring of Power glow?Because it gets fingered..

Make Life Mre Enjoyable  2012/07/01
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addr..

Stinky momma  2012/07/01
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!..

Sooooo Old!  2012/07/01
Yo Momma's so old she caught a cold from an ice-age...

YO MOMMA...  2012/07/01
YO MOMMA is so fat that went she went to the gift shop, she took out the door frame!!!!!!!..

YO MAMA SO STUPID...  2012/07/01
YO MAMA SO STUPID THAT SHE SAT ON THE TV AND WATCHED THE COUCH!!! :D :D HAHA..

Welshman  2012/07/01
Q: How does a welshman find sheep in long grass?A: Very Satisfying..

Stupid!!!  2012/07/01
Yo Momma's so stupid she finds thinking more painful than giving birth!..

the world these days  2012/07/01
Im so tired of the speech kids are using these days! kids are using words like sick meanin..

yo mamma so old  2012/07/01
yo mamma so old her bff's were adem and eve..

Piglet And Winnie the Pooh  2012/07/01
Why does piglet always smell bad?He plays with Pooh all the time.HAHAHAHAHAHA..

Bad little boy from down the street  2012/07/01
It was this boys first day of school and the teacher asked him his name and the boy said "..

You're mamma's so fat  2012/07/01
Your mamma's so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell "TAXI!"..

fuuny  2012/07/01
Your mama so stupid she locked her self in the toilet and pissed herself..

George Bush is so stupid...  2012/07/01
George Bush is so stupid, he went to a concert and waved to Stevie Wonder...

butt itches  2012/07/01
there was a new boy at a school the teacher asked him wat is ur name.he said butt itches.s..

yo mama!  2012/07/01
yo mama!! is so fat when she needs to get to work she needs a crain to get there..

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