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Fifty ways to leave Your Lover  2013/01/21
Until now, we've had to take the other forty-five ways on faith, and leave it as one of th..

Music joke  2013/01/21
Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to th..

Trumpet joke  2013/01/21
Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sen..

Saxophone joke  2013/01/21
Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmo..

All about Music  2013/01/21
How do you get two piccolo players to play in perfect unison? Shoot one. What's the defini..

The Top 18 Signs It's Time for Your Rock Band to Retire  2013/01/21
18> No longer able to "Rock and Roll All Night" without an entire case of Viagra.17> Ever ..

Trombone joke  2013/01/21
Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?A: Take your hand out of the bell a..

The Top 15 Questions on the Spice Girl Job Application  2013/01/21
15. In space provided, tell us why you want, why you really, really, want this job. 14. Do..

Viola joke  2013/01/21
Q: What is the difference between grapes and a viola?A: You take off your shoes to stamp o..

The Top 20 Concert Lineups We'd Like to See  2013/01/21
20> Ben Folds 5/Cardigans19> Suicidal Tendencies/The Fall/Pavement/Wham!/Pulp18> Lords of ..

Cello joke  2013/01/21
Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write 'pp, espressivo'...

Chetsnuts roasting on an open fire  2013/01/21
Once upon a time a guy named Bob wanted to get his girl-friend agift for Christmas. He kn..

Professor Music  2013/01/21
"Today," said the professor , "I will be lecturing about the liver and spleen." Up in the ..

English horn joke  2013/01/21
Q: What's the name of a good English horn player?A: I'll tell you when I meet one...

John Denver's Final Song  2012/05/21
Oh God I'm An Ocean Buoy John Denver's Final Song Took a flight from the farm and I never ..

Proctology  2012/05/21
This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist, so he ..

Beethoven's Ninth  2012/05/21
A number of years ago, the Seattle Symphony was doingBeethoven's Ninth under the baton of ..

Sailors and Light Bulbs  2012/05/21
How many sailors does it take to remove a light bulb?Two or more. One sober sailor to hold..

Annoying Pop Stars  2012/05/21
One day, Hanson and the Spice Girls were all on an airplane, andthey get into a discussion..

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