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Moses  2012/07/04
Yo mamas so old she owns a poster of Moses from Tigerbeat..

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?  2012/07/04
What's wrong with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks t..

How many musicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  2012/07/04
Q: How many musicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: One, two, one, two, three, f..

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake  2012/07/04
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking on the beach. Justin said, "Hey Britney,..

Knock, knock  2012/07/04
Knock, knockWho's there?FBI!……Hello? FBI! Let us in!……nobody here…Oh. Let's go b..

Why was Christina Aquilera surprised when she looked at her driver's license?  2012/07/04
Why was Christina Aquilera surprised when she looked at her driver's license?She had an 'F..

What's the difference between one of Saddam's palaces and a 50 cent's house?  2012/07/04
What's the difference between one of Saddam's palaces and a 50 cent's house?You know your'..

Italian, Black, and a Jew  2012/07/04
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual. One of them is an Ita..

What's black and brown and looks good on an attorney?  2012/07/04
What's black and brown and looks good on an attorney?A doberman pinscher...

What do you get when you cross a dinosuar with a pig?  2012/07/04
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosuar with a pig?A: Jurassic pork!..

What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common?  2012/07/04
What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common?They both have plastic juggs...

What do you get when Madonna is in a convertible?  2012/07/04
What do you get when Madonna is in a convertible?A top that comes down easily!..

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?  2012/07/04
Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?Because he saw the phone bill!..

Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger  2012/07/04
Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or..

The English language  2012/07/04
There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. And..

What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?  2012/07/04
What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?He ran... wouldn't you?..

yo mama so stinky .  2012/07/04
Yo mama is like a toiet , used and stinky...

One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.  2012/07/04
One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem."Every time I have sex with my girlfriend..

Britney Spears and Christina Aguliera  2012/07/04
Britney Spears and Christina Aguliera were building a barn. While putting up the inside wa..

Yo Momma like....  2012/07/04
Yo momma like a mosquito, she suck until i slap her...

Britney Spears had just bought her new car...  2012/07/04
Britney Spears had just bought her new car and decided to go shopping with her friend and ..

Clinton vs Titanic  2012/07/03
Similarities between the Titanic video and the Clinton grand jury testimony video:Titanic:..

PMS in the bible!  2012/07/03
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that..

What did the man in the big yellow hat have to do every day when Curious George broke a glass or a plate?  2012/07/03
What did the man in the big yellow hat have to do every day when Curious George broke a gl..

Really Fnny  2012/07/03
Hey You Know Malone..... ?Who's Malone ?Malone Brown Dick !..

The three remaining members of Pink Floyd...  2012/07/03
The three remaining members of Pink Floyd get in a car wreck and all three die. They are s..

What do you have when you have two green balls in your hand?  2012/07/03
What do you have when you have two green balls in your hand?Kermit's undivided attention...

YO mama  2012/07/03
Yo mama is so fat when she saw a school drivin down the street, she said STOP THAT TWINKIE..

Two guys are picked up by cops for drugs...  2012/07/03
Two guys are picked up by cops for drugs and are given the oppurtunity to walk only if the..

yo mum  2012/07/03
yo mum is fat she played pool with the planets..

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