Experiment on Elephant

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One day three scientists were discussing what would happen if
they rammed a cork up an elephants ass and force fed it for 2
weeks. But because the experiment had never been documented and
the idea was hard to comprehend they decided to have a go. A
week after the experiment had started they began to realize
"WHY" the idea had never been tried, they were stuck for someone
to pull the cork out!!

One of the scientists came up with a bright idea of training a
monkey to do the job, so they spent the next week training it to
pull out corks once a buzzer had rung, then push it back in for
another go. The big day arrived, they set up all the monitoring
equipment and set out to a safe distance. The first scientist
went 1 mile away, the second went 2 miles away and the third
went 3 miles away. When they were all ready the first scientist
pushed the button to sound the buzzer.

BAAAANNNNNGGGGG!!!!!

The third scientist (3 miles away) was up to his ankles in
elephant shit. The second scientist (2 miles away) was up to his
knees. And the first scientist who was 1 mile away was up to his
waist in elephant shit. When the others joined the scientist who
was 1 mile away they noticed that he was in fits of laughter.

"What in the world is so funny?" asked one of the scientists.

"You should have seen the monkey's face trying to get the cork
back in!"




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