Technology



God creates man. Man develops technology and makes man himself.
Then one day, the scientists of the world decide they don't need
god any more because they have their own supplies. So they send
the smartest one to talk with gid. The scientist says, "God, we
don't need you anymore. You can leave." So God says, "Okay,
then let's have a contest, we each make a man." So the
scientist picks up some dirt, but god says, "No, no, get your
own dirt."




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